NOTE from author: Thanks for taking the time to read this! I’d just like to point out this story contains an original character.
I used EarthBound’s “enter your name” feature and turned it
into a character. This character was made to be an EarthBound version of Mother
1’s Teddy, a character who lacks PSI but with
plenty of physical strength.
Besides the OC, All characters are owned by their original companies.
(Flashback, during the final struggle with Giygas.)
Paula: I can’t think of anyone….Someone, anyone….please help us!
Paula’s call was absorbed by the darkness.
Paula: Someone…can you hear me?! Please, give us strength!
Paula and her friends’ call touched the heart of --y --n--g.
R-- M--ta- prayed for the kids, having never met them before.
Giygas suffers a hard blow.
-oy Mont-g kept praying.
Giygas suffers a severe hit.
Roy Montag kept praying.
Giygas can’t handle the emotions in his mind, and begins to
fade away. Pokey Minch sends one last taunt at
The Chosen Four black out. While Paula is unconscious, she sees a figment of a long haired man smiling across a field of blackness.
The three heroes and heroine re-awaken in
Three months have passed since then. Ever since Giygas’
influence on the world vanished, things have settled down.
Needless to say, life was very good for The Chosen Four.
However, until one day…
In Onett, around noon.
It is a hot Summer day in Onett. It
is currently late May in the year 199X. School has recently let out, and the
children of Onett couldn’t have asked for a better day. The Sun is shining is a
clear, cloudless sky. However, in the Northern corner of town, Ness and Picky
Minch are sitting inside
Picky: We’re almost to
King (It’s such a nice day outside!)
Mom: Do you want to play Nintendo games all summer?
Picky: It’s too hot, we can’t do anything else!
Their conversation is interrupted by the telephone ringing.
Paula: This is Paula Polestar.
Paula decides to end her and
Paula: Jeff, Poo, and I want to have a get-together. How about a picnic in Onett?
Paula: How about tomorrow? We’ll meet you at your house;
The next day, around 2 in the afternoon.
The Sunny weather returns, and the day is just perfect for a
Jeff: It’s nice to see you again,
Poo: Yes, I’m glad to see our fearless leader again.
Paula: We have a lot to catch up on,
They knew whatever inside must be good.
Meanwhile, in an unknown location.
In another part of the world, a dark, cloaked person is sitting on a rather expensive looking throne. The room he is in is only lit by a giant computer screen.
On it, there is a photo of The Chosen Four posing. Next to this cloaked person stands a gigantic Starman junior!
?????: I want to see what you’re capable of doing, Starman Giga!
Starman G.: What do you *click* need me to do, Sir?
?????: Sources have told me that
Starman G.: Who, sir?
?????: (Pointing at the photo) The blonde girl. Kidnap her and bring her
back here to me.
We then can lure them where we want too, and then wipe out those lame excuses for heroes!
Starman G: Roger that, Sir!
Starman Giga leaves the room, and prepares for his mission.
Back in Onett about an hour later, however, at a different place.
In another corner of Onett, There is small home with a “Sold!” sign in its front yard. Inside the house, a mysterious young man who looks like he has crawled out of the 1980’s, is busy unpacking boxes. He has just moved it, and trying his best to get settled in.
???: Yes! I finally got all the ceramics unpacked! I deserve a break.
The young man enters his kitchen, and grabs a bottle of water. He takes a quick mouthful and sets the bottle back down on a counter.
???: (Thinking) I wonder what I should do next…Maybe hook the Wii up or-…
He quickly notices that the water in the bottle is rippling, and the bottle is vibrating softly. There is nothing on the counter besides the bottle.
???: What in the world? The agent never said anything about a poltergeist… (He quickly glances at a lamp.) Don’t YOU start with me!
…I really need to stop playing Mother so much.
He laughs quietly, and then grabs the bottle. His whole arm vibrates as he touches it.
???: OK, I’m really getting freaked out…
Suddenly, many humongous tremors rattle the house. The young man is knocked off his feet, but quickly gets back up when they’re over. He notices a pot is dangling over a table, and it falls off. He dives for the table and manages to catch the pot before it smashes. Before he can get up, a few weaker tremors strike. He gets up, and straightens his long, curly “80’s-style” brown hair.
???: Is the sky falling?
He quickly runs to his front door, and opens it. He sees what nearly crushed his home, Starman Giga!
???: WHOA! Is that a Starman? I never knew they were that huge! (Thinking) He’s HUGE, at least taller than this house. Whatever, he’s just begging for trouble.
He decides to follow Starman Giga. Before running off, He notices an old, rusty hatchet sitting on his porch.
???: Meh, better than nothing. I’ll have to use this for now.
He equips it, boosting his offence slightly. He then chases after Starman Giga, but tries not to get too close.
Everyone laughs; King lets out an annoyed whine.
King: (I’m colorblind, how was I supposed to know it was spoiled!)
Paula: Well, I promise this won’t be rotten.
She reaches inside her basket and pulls out a covered chocolate cake. Even through its covered, its aroma is wonderful. It even catches the attention of a few passer-bys. Everyone prepares their plates for a slice. However, two rowdy looking boys approach.
Boy #1: (To Paula) Hand over that cake nice and easy!
Boy #2: Or else things are going to get nasty!
Poo: It would be very unwise to fight us.
Jeff: I suggest you leave now; we don’t want to hurt you.
Boy #1: Oh yeah? What are you going to do, four eyes?
Picky: Uhh…Guys, we have trouble! (He turns and points at Starman Giga.)
Starman G.: I am here for the one named Paula. Please come with me now, *click * or else I will crush this pathetic town!
Paula: (Thinking) Me? Why me?
Jeff: There’s no way your taking her!
Poo: Looks like we’ll have to defend our shelves.
The Chosen Four get ready for battle and so does Starman
Starman G.: Resistance is futile. Give up now, or you *click* can say good-bye to this town!
???: I don’t think so!
Starman Giga is hit in the chest by a flying hatchet. He stumbles over, clutching his robotic “heart”. His amour has been pierced, and he has suffered a critical hit. The young man seen earlier jumps out of nowhere, and snatches the hatchet back from the ground. The Chosen Four are surprised to see him, as they do not know if he’s a friend or enemy. The young man quickly runs over and stands next to Poo. Paula can’t shake the feeling that she has seen this person before.
Jeff quickly notices the words “Fourside Fire Department” on the mysterious man’s dark blue shirt.
??? : Kept ya waiting, huh?
??? : Don’t worry about me, we have a bigger problem!
Starman Giga, regaining his strength, stands back up. The Chosen Four plus One unleashes a full barrage of attacks, but Giga’s high defense protects him. Once again, he tries to whack them, and everyone but Paula successfully dodges the attack. Paula is beat down and knocked unconscious! The young man quickly notices her state, and rushes over to her side.
???: Oh man! Are you alright?! (No response from Paula.) I guess I have to use it…
He pulls out a small glass, never-opened bottle from his inventory. He unscrews the top, and gives a strange red liquid to Paula. Paula is instantly revived!
Paula: …Thank you! What was that?
The young man helps Paula to her feet, and shows her the empty bottle. Stamped on the side of the bottle are the words “Pick Me Up”.
???: Don’t tell me you haven’t played Super Mario RP-…
???: … Mr. 1980? Just because of my hair-…
Picky: (interrupting) It’s not that, look over there!
Picky points at Starman Giga.
???: You guys stay here. I’ll help those three.
Paula: I have a better idea. Please stand back, I don’t want to shock you.
All three of them give Paula some space. She builds up PSI Thunder Omega, and sends it towards Starman Giga.
The Thunderbolt enters the crack, and Starman Giga suffers a devastating electrical shock throughout his body.
Starman Giga loses his entire HP and falls to the ground, causing a large tremor.
Starman G: Master, I have failed you! (He disappears without a trace.)
Poo: We certainly fought well. Good job, Paula.
Tracy & Picky: Don’t forget 80’s guy!
Hey! You’re John, aren’t you?
He jokingly pretends to hold a pen and a piece of paper. Everyone laughs.
Paula still can’t shake that she has seen this person before.
Paula: Excuse me, Mr. Montag , have we met before?
Jeff: You prayed for us? And today’s the first day you’ve
(Shudders) It was
so scary…I also heard a disturbing voice scream “
Poo: Did you see anything else?
One cyborg was wearing a baseball cap too.
Stop by and see me sometime, OK?
He points to his home a short distance away. He waves goodbye, and leaves. As soon as he is out of sight,
Paula walks up to
They walk a few yards away, so only they can hear.
Paula: I think Mr. Montag’s prayers are the ones that killed Giygas.
Paula: That’s what I was thinking. I think we should go to his house tonight, to get to know him better.
We’ll need all the help we can get if more Giant Starmen come!
They walk back, and explain their plan to everyone.
Back at the unknown location.
The cloaked person is still sitting alone in his dimly lit room. He’s deep in thought, planning on what to do when Starman Giga returns.
However, three important looking Starmen enter. They appear in different colors from one another, Red, Gold, and Blue.
Unlike most Starmen, they each seem to have a personality and can speak perfectly.
Red: Sir, Sir! There’s an emergency!
Blue: Giga was defeated!
?????: WHAT?! How did he lose?! (Thinking) That’s the LAST time I use the growth ray on these Starmen clones!
This is Giga’s last picture that he shot. That Paula girl delivered the final blow!
Red: She’s much stronger than I thought!
Blue: Too bad she isn’t on our side! She could be a very worthy solider. Don’t you have some kind of mind control, Master? …
Maybe we could use it on her!
Gold: No, you idiot! Even if we got her on our side, she would
get beaten by
?????: Will you three shut-…(He thinks about what Gold has just said.) Starman Gold, you’re a genius!
????? : You just gave me a wonderful idea. Prepare the growth ray; we’re going to Onett for a little field trip tonight!
Back in Onett, at
Ness and his friends walk up to
They all take a seat.
Poo and Roy sit on the floor.
Paula: Actually, no, we wanted to introduce ourselves. Can
you tell us anything about yourself?
And I used to work as a firefighter in Fourside.
Picky: (Thinking) Just like this house.
Everyone introduces themselves to
Ness begins telling the story to
Paula: Yes. I ran out of people to pray too. Somehow, you heard my plea.
Jeff: He ran away, to another time era. We probably won’t see him again.
Poo: Pokey is just another lost soul in time. He is probably eons away from us.
He quickly notices Picky staring at a box labeled “Nintendo games”.
Picky: OK then! I won’t hold back!
After about 10 minutes, Picky wins the intense battle, one life to zero.
Picky: (Laughs) You’re not to bad with
Paula: That sounds like fun. What could we do?
Many hours later, at around 3 in the morning.
The summer heat has died down, and a cool summer night has taken over. The moon is glowing radiantly in the night sky. The only sound that is heard is the sound of crickets. However, the nighttime ambience is broken when the cloaked person and his three Starmen arrive in Onett via portal. They hide out in the forest on the road towards Twoson.
?????: I can’t believe
Gold: How do you know that, Sir?
?????: Hehe…Lucky guess. That
isn’t important though! Red and Blue, go to
Red, Blue, & Gold: Yes sir!
Red and Blue quietly sneak through Onett to
King is sleeping (or, rather, snoring) heavily next to the sofa.
Red: Darn, that mutt is noisy. We’ll have to be quiet. Let’s get this done with.
Red: (Whispering) Not THAT quiet, Blue! Just whisper, OK?
Red just shakes his head, and they quietly climb up the
stairs. They see Ness and
Red: Master says
Blue, this way.
Starman Red and Blue quietly enter the room; however both of
them notice both girls are blonde and they’re both wearing pink pajamas. They
cannot tell who
Blue: Uhhhh…Red…What are we going to do?
Red: Relax, Blue. Just take one, Master can tell us if we got the right one.
Red and Blue snatch one of the girls and quietly sneak out. The two Starmen walk all the way back. They show their Master who they kidnapped.
Among closer look, the Starmen Duo accidentally took
????: NO, NO! You got his sister! She isn’t much use, Go back and swap her out.
Red and Blue, once again, sneak back into the house. They go
back upstairs and sneak into
Red: That was close; let’s get the heck outta here!
Red and Blue quietly sneak downstairs and out the window. They walk all the way back to their Master. They show their Master, again, who they’ve kidnapped.
?????: Good. At least you got it right the second time!
The three of them walk a short distance away. They reach a grove in the forest, where the trees are a lot taller than the normal trees in Onett. Starman Gold is waving at the others, showing the ray is ready to go. Starman Blue lays Paula against a gigantic oak tree. As he stands back up, he can hear Paula snoring softly. Starman Blue’s heart becomes heavy, and he begins to feel slightly guilty.
Blue: (Thinking) Are we really about to do thi-…Argh, what am I thinking, I’m supposed to be evil!
Starman Blue shakes off his guilt, and walks over to his Master.The mysterious person starts to examine the growth ray, which resembled a small tank’s turret.
Red: These trees are huge…They must be at least 30 feet tall!
?????: Stop looking at the trees, Red! Time to carry out my new plan! Starmen, please stand back; we don’t need another loser like Giga!
All of the Starmen rush over to their Master’s side.
Gold: Sir, we haven’t tested this on a human before!
?????: So what? What could go wrong?
The cloaked person pulls the trigger on the ray. After a few seconds, the ray shoots a yellow laser beam at Paula.
The ray misses, and the laser reflects off a tree. The laser starts bouncing around the grove.
Red: Hit the deck!
Everyone ducks. The laser keeps bouncing around the grove for about five minutes. It finally reflects off a small branch and makes a direct shot at Paula, who was still asleep throughout this all. Paula begins to glow a yellow hue. The glow fades, and nothing happens. The cloaked person and his Generals look up, and become confused. The cloaked person grows a disappointed frown of his face.
Gold: Does it even work on Humans?
Red: I guess not.
Blue: Oh well, at least we tried.
?????: Grr! Now I have to make a new plan! Argh, pack up the ray, we’re going hom-…
But all of a sudden, Paula begins to glow brightly! She then starts to grow slowly! The cloaked person’s frown quickly becomes a sinister smile. Paula keeps growing and growing until she stops growing a few feet below the tree’s top. Compared to Paula, the four evil-doers are slightly smaller than an average doll. Paula quits glowing, and she is still sleeping. Paula’s soft snoring can be clearly heard by the mysterious person and his Starmen.
Red: Man! She’s HUGE!
Blue: Time for the mind control, Sir?
?????: Not yet. Mind control only
works when the person is awake. Besides, I want
Red, Blue, & Gold: Yes, Sir!
They leave, and Paula is asleep all alone in the grove.
Clock: Boing! Ding! Zoom! Get up, Kay-O?
A little while later. The time is almost 9 in the morning.
Picky: Oh, hey,
Picky: I don’t want to me the first one over there. I like to be fashionably late!
Picky: You bet! How about you?
Picky: Could I, you know, hold it?
Picky: (Impersonating Ike) Prepare yourself!
Picky: (Shouting back) You forgot Marth!
They laugh, and walk over to
Picky: Where’s Paula?
Poo: She went missing.
Obviously, they are oblivious to
Paula’s situation. While
He catches Paula’s scent, and
begins barking at
King: (Follow me! She’s this way!)
King leads the group across town,
almost to Twoson. King stops in front a forest, and turns to
King: (She should be through here. I’m heading back home now.)
King walks off proudly. Everyone enters the forest slowly. While walking, everyone faces a different direction and begin to call Paula’s name. After walking a short distance, they can see a grove up ahead. They continue walking, but Picky decides to walk backwards and speak out loud.
Picky: Was King tricking us? I don’t see Paula anywhere! (He bumps his back into something huge.) What…the…?
Picky turns to see what he bumped into, a colossal bare foot! The foot stood a lot taller than Picky. Everyone turns to Picky, and sees what he bumped into…
Suddenly, a man in a top hat drops
down and lands in front of
Picky: What was that about?
Jeff: You get used to him. Anyway…What’s up with this foot?
Suddenly, the foot twitches. Picky, who was leaning against it, nearly gets scared to death.
Jeff: This isn’t right. This is a real foot?
While everyone else is examining the foot, Poo calmly looks to his right. He sees an odd skin colored object, then a huge wall of pink, and a head of blonde hair. He notices a sleeping gigantic figure is sitting down. Poo fits the pieces of the puzzle together, and figures out where Paula went.
Poo: Everyone, I found Paula. (He points at Paula’s head).
Everyone looks at where Poo is
pointing. Poo and Roy aren’t too surprised.
Picky faints at the sight of the large Paula.
Jeff: No way, this isn’t…logical…
Poo: I suggest we take a closer look.
They start to examine Paula’s current height. Jeff thinks for a moment, and comes up with an answer. While sitting down, she is over 20 feet tall.
There was no telling just how huge she was when she stood up…
Poo: Yes. I can feel her PSI energies.
Jeff: How...did... this happen?
Ness looks over his shoulder to
Poo: There is a good chance she’ll only want to see us three when she awakens.
Jeff: Your absolutely right, Poo.
Jeff: Should we wake her up?
Poo: We cannot leave her alone. We have to wait for her to awaken.
All three of the boys sit on the ground, and Jeff pulls out a deck of cards. The three boys play a card game for about 20 minutes until Paula begins to move.
Paula lets out a loud yawn, and rubs her eyes as she wakes up. Her yawn causes the tree she’s laying against to shake. A whole colony of Spiteful crows inside the tree panic and fly away. Paula opens her eyes, and notices she’s outside!
Paula: Why am I outside? Am I dreaming?
Paula becomes very confused. However, she looks down and sees her three tiny friends staring back at her.
Paula: Oh, how cute! A
Paula: You talk too? How adorable! Apple Kid has really outdone himself this time!
Paula: There’s no string. I wonder…
Paula: You want me to stop?
Jeff: (To Poo) Should we help him?
Poo: (snickering) Let Paula have her fun. Besides,
Jeff is surprised to hear Poo say this. It seems that Poo has a secret sense of humor.
What Paula does next is completely
unexpected. She stops tickling Ness, and puts her other hand behind
A few minutes later, Paula
Paula: There are even dolls of Poo and Jeff?
Before either one of them do anything, Paula grabs both of them with her long arms. She brings them both to her face. Jeff becomes frightened as well.
Poo crosses his arms, and gets a
serious look on his face.
Poo: Paula, please set us back on the ground.
Jeff: Y-Yeah, I don’t like heights!
Paula: You talk too? Did Apple Kid make you too?
Jeff: (Thinking) W-What does Apple Kid have to do with this?!
Before Jeff can say anything,
Paula carefully places Jeff and Poo in one hand, and she hugs them as well.
Jeff’s face turns almost as red as
After another moment, Paula releases her two other “dolls”, and sets them on the ground. Paula turns her head and stares up into the sky. Despite what they’ve been through, the three boys laugh. However, their laughter is quickly interrupted when a familiar cloaked person jumps out of nowhere.
?????: Hello losers! I’m here for your big friend. Don’t try to fight me, or else I’ll sick my three Starmen on you wimps!
Jeff: Starmen? Just who are you?
Poo: Bring on your worst. We will still prevail.
?????: OK, you’ve asked for it! Red, Blue, Gold, show no sympathy! I got the rest!
Starmen Gold, Red, and Blue jump
from behind the cloaked person as he disappears.
Meanwhile, in front of Onett’s town hall.
Picky: Yes, you’re right.
Picky: Speaking of a question. Can
I ask you one, Roy?
Picky: You didn’t seem so surprised when you saw Paula, what gives?
The three of them sit down on a
The three of them get off the
Back at the forest’s grove.
Picky: (worried) Hey, where’s Poo? And Paula is gone too!
The three of them look around, and Poo is nowhere to be seen.
Picky: Did he go AWOL?
Picky: We’d like to ask you the same thing!
Jeff: …Where did those Starmen go?
Jeff: However, the cloaked boy appeared by Paula’s ear and shot an odd ray…Paula screamed very loud, and the Starmen got us while we distracted.
Ness & Jeff: SHE’S GONE!!
Picky: Poo is gone too!
Jeff: We need to go to my Dad’s lab in Winters. We can take the Sky Runner. If Poo and Paula have gone missing, we need to find them.
Everyone runs to
Mom: Adventure is always calling
I’ll be of service again!
Jeff: (from outside) We’re ready to go!
Meanwhile, at the unknown location.
The cloaked person and his Starmen are celebrating their success. They are standing inside what looks like a hangar.
Paula, normally dressed, stands tall over all of them.
Blue: We did it! I thought for sure it wouldn’t work!
Red: The look on their faces, priceless!
Starman Gold and his Master are standing on a platform in front of Paula’s face. Paula, who is dazed, stares at them both.
Gold: Go on, Master, ask her anything! This is the stage of Mind Control that you can control what she does.
?????: I don’t know about this…W-What should
Starman Gold turns to his Master, and sees a nervous look on his face. Despite being immensely evil, he’s intimidated by Paula’s size.
Gold: How about I start off? (To Paula) State your name, please.
Paula: My name is Paula Polestar.
Gold: Now, sing us a tune!
Paula: …Like a diamond in the sky…
Gold: This is cool! Now one last request, put me on your shoulder.
Paula reaches out for him, and places him on her shoulder. Once he gets comfortable, Starman Gold waves at his master.
Gold: Try it out, Master!
?????: (thinking) Oh wow, that was awesome…(Out loud) OK, Paula. I am your master! You serve me, just like these three Starmen do.
Do not take orders from anyone besides me!
Paula: Yes, Master. I will obey your every command.
Ms. Polestar, I need you to go to Fourside in one hour. You might find a boy
Do whatever you can to find him. If you see him, knock him out and bring him here. Do not kill him! And if you see anyone helping him, knock them out as well!
Paula: Yes, Master.
?????: And, take Starman Gold off your shoulder…
Paula grabs Starman Gold, and places him next to her master.
Gold: Aww, I was having so much fun…
Everyone in the hangar prepares a gigantic portal for Paula to enter. Paula prepares for her mission.
About an hour and one-half later, in Winters.
Everyone is standing around a computer in Dr. Andonut’s lab. Jeff is looking at a GPS Map, but cannot find his two lost friends. Everyone else is thinking of possible solutions.
Jeff: The satellite is down. This never happens…
Jeff: That may be what’s wrong, but I really doubt it.
Picky: Do you think a Giantess with PSI powers could do something like that?
Jeff: The suffix “-ess” is usually added to a word to give in a feminine sound.
Their conversation is interrupted by an emergency broadcast on the TV.
TV: (static) Danger….monster….Fourside….
These words immediately catch
Jeff fixes the TV antenna, and the TV shows a clear image of a news show.
TV: Again, Fourside is under a
state of emergency. There are reports of a gigantic monster running throughout
town. If you live in Fourside, please evacuate NOW! Other places that should be
advised are: Podunk, Threed, and
A blurry pink picture appears on
TV: Once again, evacuate now! News Station K-WIN 95 will keep up to date as this story unfolds!
The News broadcast turns off, and a different TV show resumes.
Jeff: What about Paula and Poo?
Jeff: Well, OK. I guess I can stay here and continue looking for them on the map. If you two are going alone, you should take these.
Jeff hands both Ness and
Jeff: This is a two-way radio; use it if you need to talk to me.
Ness walks ahead, and
Here, take this…
Ness: (from outside) You coming,
Not too long later, at the entrance of Fourside.
Fourside is so empty that Ness and
They continue walking.
But Sigma lets me teleport someone away.
They both laugh. Despite
Mom: Tell your new friend that I want him to be careful too.
Mom: Anyway, good luck. Try your best, and never give up. Bye!
She hangs up.
However, before they can carry on walking…
?????: PK Freeze!
Before it explodes, both boys quickly jump out of the way. They both land in an intersection of the road. Both boys look up ahead, and see a dark figure approaching them.
The mysterious figure continues walking, shaking the ground as it does. The monster stops just before in the intersection our heroes are standing in.
A glow of a street light reveals just who the “monster” is…
Standing before them was their good friend Paula Polestar. She stood about 40 feet tall. She was normally dressed, but was wearing a black cape too.
Paula: You’re the one named
Paula: I would NEVER be friends with you two!
They quickly dodge the attack, and begin running around Paula, taunting her along the way.
In the midst of the battle,
something glittery drops out of Paula’s pocket. While
Ness looks up to see
Paula attempts to flick him off,
Paula, who is still covering her
nose, uses her other hand to shoot PSI Fire bolts at both boys. While her eyes
are closed, Ness and
They spot a large truck, and hide
Jeff: You did? Where is she?
Paula: (Giggles) Fee! Fie!
Foe! Fum! You can’t hide from me,
Before they start walking,
Both boys panic, and run to the
Ness & Roy: Oooooooooooooh, Paaaaaaaaulaa!
Paula turns around to see both
Paula: You think you can run away? Keep dreaming!
Paula kneels down, and her black cape
is torn by a pair of gigantic, mechanical wings. She begins lifting up into the
air. Ness and
Paula: You’re not getting away from me!
However, we have to be very careful.
When they almost reach the end,
A few moments later, the bridge
Paula: I won’t let you escape!!
Paula: Enough of this game! This ends now! PK Thunder!
Paula shoots a massive thunderbolt
at Ness and
The motorcycle continues sliding, and stops right on the broken bridge’s edge. Both boys get off the bike, and see nothing but a river below them.
Paula interrupts by landing right
behind the boys, causing the ground to shake. Ness and
Paula begins to charge up PSI Freeze Omega.
Paula: This is the end of the line. I hope you two can swim! PK Freeze!!
Paula shoots her PSI Freeze. Ness
A loud “SPLASH!” can be heard.
Paula: (Giggles) Master will be pleased. Now I just have to find them…
Paula begins to walk away. Ness
They laugh quietly.
Ness and Roy begin to sneak away.
Paula: Did you two think that trick would work?
A Metal Gear-style “!” appears over both boys’ heads.
Paula: Did you two take me as a fool? Let’s see how you like THIS!
Paula jumps from the bridge, and
causes a large tremor when she lands. Her massive size also causes the concrete
lot to crack. Paula, once again, begins to fire PSI Fire. Ness and
Roy, who is a few yards away, sees
Ness’ problem. He runs to his partner, but he too steps into melted cement
along the way. Ness and
Paula: You both are trapped now. Now then, please come with me now,
Paula begins walking towards
Paula flinches, and pulls her arm
back. The boy in white manages to break
Poo: That’s not important. You distract Paula,
Paula turns to see
Paula: Who are you? Some sort of tiny Firebug? My master never told me about you.
Paula: Yes, my master. He told me to search for a boy named
Paula: Well, Mr. Montag, I’ll have to take you out just like
Paula gets irritated and begins
shooting PSI Fire at
Paula: (Giggles) You’re trapped now! Did you think you could even beat me?
Paula steps in front of him, and
begins to charge up PSI Fire. However, when she shoots it, nothing but smoke
emits from her fingers.
Paula: Darn, out of PP! Looks like I’ll have to deal with you the old-fashioned way!
Meanwhile, Poo continues to rescue
Poo: I almost have you out
Poo tries to cut the rapidly
cooling cement from
Poo: For some reason, a whole army of robots invaded Dalaam. My Master teleported me back home, and I helped fight them off.
Ness: It’s nice to see the prince is dedicated to his kingdom.
Poo: Thank you,
Ness and Poo look around and see
Paula: Well, Mr. Montag, you’ve survived this so far. You look like you have suffered enough. My Master has nothing against you, so, I’ll be nice and spare you this time! Any last words before I drop you?
Paula’s angry glare quickly
becomes a confused stare.
There is no answer from
Poo: You should be alright. We need to finish off Paula now, before she causes any more damage.
Poo looks over to see a broken piece of bridge suspension. Poo thinks for a moment.
Poo: I have an idea.
The suspension’s gray color blends in with the concrete. The three of them gather their courage, and call out for Paula…
All 3: Paula!
She breaks out of her dazed state
Poo: Forgive us, Paula. This is for your own good.
The three heroes walk up to Paula, and reluctantly celebrate their victory.
Poo: Paula would never attack us like that; something strange is going on…
Suddenly, a gigantic UFO drops from the sky. The UFO shoots a large tractor beam, and Paula begins to lift up into the air.
Three Starmen poke their heads outside a widow, and yell some taunts at the three heroes.
Blue: You got lucky! We’ll be better prepared next time!
Gold: We’re taking her back now!
Red: Find us if you can, loooooooosers!
Paula finally reaches the top of the tractor beam, and a series of belts wrap around Paula’s arms, legs, and waist. As soon as she is fastened in,
The UFO flies away at a high speed. As soon as it leaves eye sight, the sun starts to break through the clouds.
Jeff: You guys found Poo, I see.
Jeff: Wait, what?!
Jeff: Dang, this isn’t good. We might need to tell Paula’s parents about what’s going on.
Could you three run to Twoson before you come back here?
Jeff: I’m sure he will. But, he has to know. Just take your time, and I’ll see you guys when you get back.
Jeff hangs up. Ness, Poo, and
?????: You rats! How dare you defeat my new weapon!
The three heroes turn to see the cloaked boy standing on a broken piece of concrete.
The cloaked person throws off his cloak, and reveals a rather fat body in a red tuxedo and blonde hair.
Ness & Poo: POKEY!!
Pokey: Yes, it’s me, Pokey!
Poo: You’re the one responsible for Paula!
Pokey: That’s right! I’m so evil, aren’t I?
Pokey: She has so much potential. Besides, I think we needed a girl on our team!
Poo: You’re a monster!
yes…I used the growth ray and mind control I whipped up in my spare time when I
worked for Giygas. I tried to kidnap Paula as bait for you two, but…one of my Starmen
gave me the best idea. Starman Giga was a mess, so why not enlarge the girl
that you three like so much?! My three Starmen and I kidnapped Paula from your
house last night, and used my growth ray on her. We returned later, and I used
my mind control! Paula serves under me,
and there’s nothing you can do! You’d best run home
All three heroes unsheathe their weapons, and begin to draw close to Pokey.
Pokey: I was going too. However, I figured I’d even the score with
And you, Montag…You better not help these two, unless you want me to take you down too! You’re better off putting out a forest fire!
A flare of anger builds up in Pokey; though, he lets it go.
Pokey: You have a sharp mouth, I like that! Why not assist me instead, and ditch these losers!
Before they say anything, our three heroes grip their weapons tighter.
They begin to walk even closer to Pokey.
Pokey: You losers and your toys…When will you learn? Enjoy your victory while you can, babies!
We’ll be back stronger next time! Until then, au reviour!
Pokey throws a mysterious object
at his feet. There is a sudden flash, and Pokey disappears. The moment he
leaves, the sun begins to break through the clouds even more.
Poo: We need to get Paula back to her senses. We should follow Jeff’s plan, I hope Mr. Polestar can handle the truth…
The clouds have now vanished, and
the sun shines brightly in the sky. Ness, Poo, and
They know an all new adventure is about to unfold...