Girl Power: The Story

(Cubed Cinder)

Princess Peach waited patiently at the front gates of her castle, waiting for her friends, Princess Zelda and Samus Aran, to arrive. These three have been very close friends for quite some time, actually, even if they didn't realize it at the time. Maybe except for Peach and Zelda, who had been friends since their childhood days whenever one of them would travel between Hyrule and the Mushroom Kingdom. But for Samus Aran, Peach had seen her as her idol. As a matter of fact, she credits Samus's brave heroism throughout the galaxy for giving her the courage herself to fight back against Bowser and the Koopa family.
A few minutes later, Zelda was seen jumping out from a nearby warp pipe and Samus was parking her ship over one of the turns of Royal Raceway, the racetrack that surrounds Peach's Castle.
"Hey Zelda!" Peach said. The two girls soon hugged after greeting each other.
"It's good to see you again, Peach." Zelda said. Peach soon turned over to Samus, who still had her spacesuit on.
"Princess Peach. It's a pleasure to meet you once again." Samus said.
"Same here, Samus. Now come. Let's head back to my tennis court." Peach said, as the three girls entered the castle.

Peach gave the girls a mini-tour of how much her castle has changed over the years before they all walked outside to what you might call the "backyard" of Peach's Castle. It was here that her tennis court was reserved for tournament play, which wasn't going to be until a few months from now. At the moment, all three girls were sitting at one of the nearby tables.
"So girls, what's been happening in your lives lately?" Peach asked.
"Nothing unusual. I just got done retelling my onboard computer, Adam, the events that happened over my first encounter on Zebes. Including a few things that I had never told anyone before." Samus said.
"Same here, actually. Except this time it was an evil wizard named Vaati that was causing trouble. Luckily, Link rescued me and defeated the witch with the help of the Four Sword, which creates three other copies of the hero that wields it." Zelda said.
"As for me, it's just another day in the Mushroom Kingdom. Luckily, Bowser hasn't been able to capture me, nor has he even tried to." Peach said.
"Seems like it's life as normal for the three of us." Zelda said.
"Yeah, though that's the way I'm used to, really." Samus said.
"But didn't you once have a partner for your second trip to Zebes? Along with your current one?" Peach asked.
"Who? Houston? Come on, he was worthless. And Adam's nothing more than my onboard servant now." Samus said.
"But he did save you that one time your arm was nearly sliced off." Zelda said.
"It was the Chozo people that saved me! If not for them, I wouldn't have gained all these moves and all this technology." Samus said.
"Well, the truth of the matter is, we've had to look to our fair share of men to help us out." Peach said.
"Yeah. Link's been there for me. Mario's been there for you. And no matter how much Samus wants to deny it, Houston and Adam were there for her." Zelda said.
"Yeah, sure." Samus said, shrugging her shoulders and not bothering to argue back with the two princesses.
"But life just doesn't feel as exciting for us princesses. It's almost like we sit and wait to be captured." Zelda said.
"At least we all got to kick some male rear in the SSBM tournament." Samus said.
"Yeah, but is that enough? I say we can do much more. One of these days we'll show the boys that we girls are not to be underestimated. Right, Peach?" Zelda said. Peach sat by idly in her seat, almost as if she were daydreaming. But she quickly snapped out of her brief trance.
"Oh, yes. As a matter of fact, I have something that can perhaps prove our worth. And it's in the basement." Peach said.
"This better not be any shreds of clothing that make us look half-naked. And besides... I'm not the one with the boy problem." Samus said.
"Oh... come on, Samus. Just this once? I promise it doesn't involve any clothes changing." Peach said. Samus, likewise, kept silent to think about the situation. It wasn't exactly her style to be a part of these 'girly games,' but as a friend to Princess Peach, she decided to play along with the game.
"All right, I'll do it." Samus said.
"Great! Follow me, girls." Peach said.

After much traveling into the basement of the castle, Peach stopped against a green brick wall as she touched different sections of it, almost pattern-like. Eventually, the wall opened up to reveal a dark passageway. But it lit up with candles very quickly, and at the end of the hallway was a metal door. Peach opened it up to reveal a small room with one object. It looked like an ordinary Super Mushroom, at least according to Zelda and Samus, but wait until Peach revealed what it was.
"Well... it's just a Super Mushroom." Zelda said.
"Not just any mushroom, Zelda. This is the Ultra Mushroom. It's currently being designed by fellow Mushroom Kingdom scientists. When development is complete, it will allow anyone who eats it to permanently grow to gigantic size, or at least until an antidote is injected into their system." Peach said.
"But don't all Super Mushrooms only make you twice as tall?" Samus asked. Peach shook her head.
"Not this one. Again, when it's done, it will enlarge the user to 50 feet tall, big enough to withstand any attack thrown from outside forces. Including Bowser himself." Peach said.
"Well... that is fascinating. But if it's development, I guess it can't be used." Zelda said.
"Actually, I've heard that they're done with the size-changing part as well as how you can permanently stay big. The only thing left to do is to keep the Ultra Mushroom from interacting with certain types of environment, thus strengthening its actions and allowing the user to uncontrollably grow again." Peach said.
"Has this thing even been tested?" Samus asked.
"Only through VR simulations. But we're going to test it for real." Peach said with a smile. Shocked looks went on the faces of Zelda and Samus (even if you can't see it through her helmet).
"WHAT!?!? We're actually going to use that thing to grow." Zelda said.
"Of course. We'll give the boys something to look at, and when their done, we'll have them for the taking." Peach said, again smiling.
"Great, the ol' grow and enact revenge plot. Just the kind of thing those Earthlings I met in Giant Melee would love to see." Samus said.
"So girls? What do you say?" Peach said.
"Okay... I'll do it. I could give Link and Ganondorf a little something to drool over." Zelda said.
"Anything for my friend, I guess." Samus said.
"Then it's settled." Peach said. Princess Peach then proceeded to carefully rip off three small pieces of the Ultra Mushroom, one for each of the ladies. Once each girl safely stored away their respective piece of the Ultra Mushroom, Peach proceeded to close all entryways to the small room, making sure that nobody else get their hands on the precious item. Along their way back upstairs, Peach runs into Toad.
"Hello, your highness. What are you doing down in the basement?" Toad asked.
"Um... I'm taking Zelda and Samus on a tour of the castle." Peach said. Toad nodded and walked away, as did the three girls. Once they were gone, however, Toad couldn't help but get suspicious feelings. He quickly ran for the wall where the Ultra Mushroom was tightly guarded.

In the meantime, Peach, Zelda, and Samus had all made it outside to the front of the castle. They each looked down one last time at their Ultra Mushroom pieces before looking at each other. Samus had taken her helmet off so that she would be able to swallow the fragment.
"Well ladies, whenever you're ready." Peach said. Everyone nodded their head and soon opened their mouths to dump the Ultra Mushroom fragment inside. After chewing on it a few times, they swallowed it completely. They stood in their places as they waited for the fragment to be digested. Peach soon looked at the front door to see Toad running out.
"Your highness!!! Your highness!!! Someone or something has swiped a couple pieces of the Ultra Mushroom!" Toad shouted.
"We know." Peach shouted. Toad soon had a very concerned look on his face.
"Your highness... you didn't..." Toad said.
"Yes, Toad. We all ate those fragments of the Ultra Mushroom. Think of it as a field test." Peach said.
"But your highness!!! Think of all the people in the Mushroom Kingdom that will be seeing you so big!" Toad said. Peach suddenly had a rather stern look on her face, one that she rarely shows to even her most loyal mushroom retainers.
"If I were you, I'd get away from here before myself and my friends get hungry again. Believe me, I'm doing what a princess must do for herself!" Peach said. As soon as she said that, it began. Toad watched as the already-tall Princess Peach started to grow even taller. Zelda and Samus, likewise, were growing as well as they both looked down to see the ground slowly getting smaller.
"Peach, we're growing!" Zelda shouted. Toad soon followed Peach's orders and ran back inside the castle to take shelter. Whether or not he would tell his fellow mushroom retainers of the news didn't matter to Princess Peach or the others as they continued to grow.

True to Peach's word, their growth stopped at 50 feet tall. All three girls looked at Peach's Castle and were pleased to find themselves nearly as tall as the structure. They also turned around to get a much better view of both the golf course and Royal Raceway, two locales that were normally blocked by the towering hills that surrounded the castle.
"Well, girls. What do you think?" Peach asked.
"Great... but you know we've been through this before!" Zelda said.
"I'm lovin' it." Samus said softly.
"Hah! See, Samus? I knew you would like it!" Peach said. All three looked back down at the entrance of Peach's Castle, where quite a few mushroom retainers were walking out.
"We shouldn't stay here. We're probably scaring them by just standing here." Zelda said.
"I agree. But where should we go?" Samus asked.
"Where else? To visit Mario." Peach said. Zelda couldn't help but giggle as it had to be a thrill for Peach to look for what would now be her little Mario. With that in mind, both girls carefully stomped their way outside the royal grounds of Peach's Castle and towards the unsuspecting Toad Town...

Toad Town

As soon as the three giantesses entered Toad Town, it was almost as if the entire town had been frozen. Everyone stopped what they were doing and could only stare up in awe as their fair and graceful Princess Peach was now 50 feet tall. Some panicked and got away as quickly as they could, fearing they would be stomped upon, but most of the town kept their composure. After all, this was Princess Peach. How could she possibly harm anything?
"Please stay calm, everyone. My friends and I are basically testing out this new power mushroom. We promise not to destroy anything here." Peach said. Zelda couldn't help but look out in the distance at those that were running away.
"Doesn't seem like everyone got your message." Zelda said.
"Well, what do you expect? Even if it is Princess Peach, I don't think I'd want to stand anywhere close to her if she could end my life as easy as one step." Samus said.
"But at least a large majority of this town understands. So, somebody tell me if Mario is around here." Peach said. One mushroom retainer stepped up to Peach's foot and soon bowed down to his knees.
"Um... Mario is not here. He's probably back at his pad with his brother." the retainer said.
"Thank you. Now, I'd like for everyone to make room for us three... unless of course you want to be crushed like bugs." Peach said. The mushroom people soon did just that, stepping as close to the buildings as they could so that the roadways could be cleared for the three giantesses until they were clear of the town.

As the girls were walking down the path that led to the Mario Brothers Pad, Zelda couldn't help but giggle over how she almost referred to the mushroom people as bugs.
"Gosh, Peach. I had no idea you could talk in such a hostile way like that!" Zelda said.
"Well... I don't know what came over me. Maybe it's just the sense of power that I'm feeling over being this gigantic." Peach said.
"But just remember that you're responsible for that power. Use it wisely. That's what the Chozo people used to tell me in my training." Samus said.
"Of course, girls. Although we are truly the biggest living things in this kingdom right now, we must not let this power get to our heads. I've heard of too many stories where the bigger they are, the more evil they are consumed with." Peach said.
"So, are we just going to find Mario and be done with this whole thing?" Zelda asked.
"Nope. By the time we're done, we will have captured every single male competitor from the SSBM Tournament!" Peach said.
"What!? Are you crazy? We're really going to try and capture them all?" Zelda asked.
"Ash Ketchum did it in the Pokémon universe, so we can do something like that too." Peach said.
"But why? What have those other guys done?" Samus asked. Peach stopped her walk, as did the other two girls as the Mushroom Kingdom princess turned around to face her two friends.
"Are you girls forgetting already? This is about proving our worth. We're going to once and for all show these men, or things in the case of Bowser, just what we women can be capable of. We're bigger than them now, so it's time we taught them a lesson for a change!" Peach said.
"But whatever happened to taking great care of your newfound power?" Samus asked.
"That was only for the structures and innocent people around us. I never said anything about it applying to the men we adore so much." Peach said with a giggle before she started walking again. Zelda and Samus stood still and looked at each other.
"I don't know whether or not I miss the old Peach, the one that was so utterly defenseless and was too shy for her own good?" Samus said. Zelda just put one hand on her shoulder.
"You'd be surprised what a fighting tournament can do for a woman." Zelda said, before she started to walk at a quicker pace in an effort to catch up with Peach. Samus just shrugged her shoulders and moved along.

Mario Brothers Pad

It wasn't too hard for the three giantesses to see the Mario Brothers Pad from their perspective, as it had previously been blocked from view by a horde of trees. The only way to get a clear view of the place, let alone get a clear entrance, was to take the warp pipe just outside of Toad Town. The brothers may have had their own mansion since 2001 after Luigi claimed it from King Boo with Professor E. Gadd's help, but the two preferred to live casually rather than luxuriously.
Fortunately for the girls, both plumbers were inside the house, as evident by the fact that the front lawn was clean. Peach carefully tiptoed towards the front of the house while Zelda and Samus stayed behind. They had all but formulated a plan on how they were going to get the Mario Brothers going, but it had to be executed with caution. As big as the girls were, the guys could be scared very easily. Zelda and Samus watched from the back.
"So, remind me of what the plan was again?" Samus asked.
"Peach will surprise the brothers by knocking on their front door and standing to the side, I guess thinking there are some storm clouds coming. Then that's when she grabs them. In case one or the other tries to make a getaway, that's when we step in." Zelda said.
"And if we are going to hold them captive as Peach says, how will we do that?" Samus said.
"With this." Soon, Zelda closed her eyes and waved her hands in a certain motion before a large bottle appeared in her right hand.
"You need to tell me where you learned all this telepathic creepiness." Samus said.
"It's deep, really. You have to go back to ancient Hyrulian history." Zelda said. Both girls soon ended their conversation and looked on as Peach dangled one of her fingernails against the front door and ever so slightly knocked on it. As soon as she did that, she stood up and stepped to the side of the house, where her shadow was blocking all sunlight from hitting the structure.

Inside the Mario Brothers Pad, Mario and Luigi were in the kitchen when they heard the noises from the door.
"I'll get that." Mario said. As he walked towards the front, Luigi was looking outside the nearby window.
"The weather sure is strange today. It looks like a clear day today, yet there's this great big shadow looming over our house..." Luigi said.
"Probably just a cloud that was suddenly formed from above. You know how the Lakitu family can sometimes be." Mario said as he opened the door. To his surprise, nobody was there. He decided to step outside as he looked left and right.
"Who is it?" Luigi shouted from inside.
"Nobody. Probably just some kids playing a game." Mario said. This is when Peach made her move. She kneeled down and put her face only inches away from the front door. Mario could hear all this racket that Peach was making and looked to his left. He almost jumped at the insanely large face that was in front of him.
"More like a big girl playing a game with you, my little Mario." Peach said with a smile.
"P-P-P-Peach!? Is that really you?" Mario asked. Before he could make any more moves though, Mario soon found himself all wrapped up around Peach's fingers as the two rose up into the skies.
"Luigi! HELP!!!" Mario shouted. Soon Luigi could be seen running outside.

"Mario? What's going..." Before Luigi could finish, he too looked up to see the gigantic Princess Peach holding Mario in her left hand.
"Your turn, Luigi." Peach said as she kneeled down with her right hand extended.
"Luigi! Run for it!" Mario said. Luigi soon made a high jump over Peach's hand and started to run in the opposite direction towards the warp pipe that led to Toad Town. But before he could get there, however, he crashed into what appeared to him a glasslike object. As he recovered his consciousness, he soon looked up to see two more giantesses standing above him. He immediately recognized them to be Zelda, Peach's close friend, and Samus from the SSBM Tournament.
"Sorry, Luigi. Peach's idea." Zelda said down to the tiny plumber. Luigi was so stunned by the appearance of both giantesses that he had no chance of recovering quick enough to escape the clutches of Zelda as she picked him up from the ground. The two soon were standing next to Peach.
"Nice job, girls. Now I can have the Mario Brothers right where I've always wanted them to be." Peach said.
"In your hands, right?" Samus said.
"Well... yes. How do you know?" Peach said.
"I've seen movies like this on my days off, so I have a general idea of just what each of us are trying to be like." Samus said.
"Well, good for you. Now then, Zelda, whenever you're ready." Peach said.
"Of course." Zelda said. Soon she did the same hand-waving motions that she had demonstrated to Samus earlier. The same bottle appeared. She opened it up as she dropped Luigi inside while Peach dropped little Mario inside. The two brothers were now by themselves inside the bottle, with the three giantesses to look at from all sides.
"Well, this is great... but is Zelda really going to carry that thing everywhere? Or where, at the very least, are we keeping this?" Samus said.
"That's no problem. Watch." Zelda said. She closed her eyes again, and both girls watched as the bottle began to shrunk in size, along with Mario and Luigi inside of it. As soon as it was about a quarter of its original size, Zelda attached it around the front of the yellow belt that made up the waistline of Zelda's dress. Samus was astonished.
"This is how Link is able to carry all that equipment and weaponry with him." Zelda said.
"You sure are something else, Princess Zelda." Samus said.
"I know. Peach has been saying the same thing to me for years now." Zelda said.

"Great idea, Zelda. The Mario Brothers can also watch as we let many other lands know of our power. But for now, we still have business to take care of here." Peach said.
"And what might that business be?" Samus said. Peach then let out a tempting grin.
"Show Bowser once and for all that I'm not as helpless as he thinks." Peach said as she started to walk off into the distance, presumably for Bowser's Castle. Zelda couldn't help but smile.
"Say what you will, Samus. We're looking at a brand new Princess Peach." Zelda said before she soon followed her friend.
"I'm sooooooo glad I don't have to report this to the Galactic Federation." Samus said, shaking her head as she moved along as well.

Bowser's Castle

Peach was walking towards Bowser's Castle with such confidence. Any Mario fan knows how much misery she has been through having been captured by the bad Koopa king many times over the years. So you know Peach would like nothing more than to turn the tables on her very enemy. While Zelda and Samus were happy to see Peach enjoying herself, they didn't forget that they had grown gigantic too, and they were no doubt going to be just as excited as Peach very soon when certain other characters would be under target.

Fortunately for the three girls, the lava pit around the castle wasn't as active today as it had been, which all but cleared a path for the three giantesses to stand right beside the castle. It was almost like the near lavaless home that Bowser lived in when he was a resident of Dark Land several years ago.
"Teehee... I'm going to get a kick out of what Bowser might think of me now." Peach said as she approached the castle.
"Come on, Peach, I'm sure we're all going to get a kick out of this." Samus said.
"Nobody will be more kicking than Bowser, that's for sure." Zelda said. Peach nodded and leaned against the castle, peeking inside one of the nearby windows. There, she could see Bowser and Kamek having some kind of conversation.

Which is just what was going on inside. Bowser and Kamek were discussing plans for the future, particularly how they can stop those blasted Mario Brothers once and for all.
"Eerrgh... we need to do something, Kamek! Those Marios are really getting on my nerves!" Bowser said.
"I know, but what can we do? We've tried almost every dirty trick in the book. Even your kids couldn't stop them." Kamek said.
"Which ones are you talking about? I hope it's not those Koopa Kids over Bowser JR, they failed more times than not!" Bowser said.
"Actually, they've only failed three times compared to your number of times." Kamek said. Before the conversation could continue, Kamek looked past Bowser to see, at least to him, a gigantic eyeball just outside the window. Of course, he had no idea this was the supersized Princess Peach waiting to capture both of them.
"Ummm... Bowser, do you ever get the feeling we're being watched?" Kamek said.
"No. Why?" Bowser asked.
"Because it sure as heck feels that way right now!" Kamek shouted, pointing to the window behind them. Bowser looked to see the eye as well, but he remained calm.
"What? Something wrong with a giant eye looking inside my castle?" Bowser said.
"But, Bowser. How many creatures do you have with eyes that big?" Kamek asked.
"Uh... none?" Bowser said, starting to show a little worriness.

Peach, outside, could sense the fear coming from the two and was ready to grab them on the spot.
"They're sweating now." Peach said with a smile. Soon she reached in and drove her hand right through the castle walls.
"ACK!!! What's that!?" Bowser shouted, just as the gigantic hand grabbed he and Kamek. At first, their view was blocked by the hand closing around them, but they soon regained their view, only to find the 50-foot-tall Princess Peach looking down at them.
"Hello, Bowser." Peach said.
"P-P-P-Peach?" Bowser asked.
"That's my name. Nice to see you've gotten used to my face over the years." Peach said. Zelda couldn't help but giggle from the sidelines, especially since that was the same kind of reaction that the Mario Brothers had earlier. Bowser soon grabbed Kamek by his robe.
"KAMEK!!! When's the last time you used your growth magic!?" Bowser said.
"Uh... long time ago." Kamek said.
"It seems the tables have how turned, Bowser. From now on, I'm doing the capturing around here." Peach said.
"Oh great... just what we needed. A role reversal." Bowser said.
"Hold on, Bowser! I'll get us out of this!" Kamek said. Peach watched as Kamek tried to cast some kind of spell, but we'll never know what it is as Peach used her other hand to grab Kamek. He dropped his magic wand as a result.
"Relax, Kamek. We're just taking your master for a ride!" Peach said, before she threw Kamek back inside the castle. She then started to walk over towards Zelda, who would seal him into the bottle.
"What!? Zelda's big too?" Bowser said.
"That's right. Why should I be the only one that has fun?" Peach said. Zelda then took out the bottle from her belt and concentrated on enlarging it to its normal size (to the girls, anyway). Zelda opened it up as Peach dropped the Koopa king inside, right next to the Mario Brothers who had been captured earlier.
"Well, nice of you to drop in, Bowser." Mario said.
"What!? Are you two pepperoni plumbers behind all this?" Bowser said.
"Far from it. We were going to ask you that... but since we're all in here, I guess this is a Peach thing." Luigi said.
"One that we may never know until it's too late." Mario said. Soon, the bottle was sealed again and it was shrunken back to a size where it could fit safely on Zelda's belt.

"Well, girls. I'd say we're making good progress." Peach said.
"Yes? But where to now? You've captured the guys closest to you." Samus said.
"This is true. That's why we're now playing for keeps. Follow me, girls, as we go to Donkey Kong Island." Peach said. Peach started walking back towards Toad Town as Zelda and Samus once again looked at each other.
"What has Donkey Kong done to irritate Peach?" Samus said.
"I don't know... but just play along. Things might get better when we get to Hyrule." Zelda said, as she started to walk again.
"Hyrule? Wait! Isn't that in another dimension?" Samus said, catching up to the Hyrulian princess.
"Yes, and it's probably why Peach had us enlarged with her. So she can have the power of dimensional travel." Zelda said.
"Oh... and I guess you're the dimensional traveler?" Samus asked.
"You'd be amazed at the kind of magic you learn in Hyrule." Zelda said.
"This day just gets better and better." Samus said, sarcastically.

Donkey Kong Island

Since DK Island was so far off the coastline of the Mushroom Kingdom, Peach and the other giantesses had to walk and sometimes even swim through the vast ocean. But in just a few short minutes, the girls were looking at the back of the island, which was shaped just like DK's head. Formerly known as Congo Bongo Island, DK had become ruler of this island five years ago as foretold by the legends of the Crystal Coconut. It was quiet around the beaches of the island; perhaps all the Kongs were inside the head having their fun.
As Samus said, Donkey Kong hasn't exactly been close to Princess Peach for several years, but again, it was all part of Peach's plan to show the boys of SSBM what it's like to be at a princess's wrath, so to speak. Still towering at 50 feet tall, the three giantesses soon gathered at the front of the island to stare at DK's rocky face.
"So, how do we get them out?" Zelda said.
"Easy. Just knock on the door for their attention." Peach said. With her right hand, she knocked on the tip of DK's nose.

You would think the opening underneath the DK mountain's mouth would lead to some dark cave, though with DK Island, that just wasn't the case. The caves led to a play area of sorts for all the Kongs to hang around at. Funky was busy practicing tactical espionage action using trees as his cover. Candy just walked all around, showing off her beautiful body to anyone who dared to look. Cranky was busy coming up with all kinds of new potions back at his laboratory. And Donkey... well, was being as lazy as usual.
But he quickly woke up when he heard the booming nose coming from the front of the island. As did almost everyone else, as they had stopped upon hearing the noise. Cranky slowly lumbered to the foot of DK's treehouse.
"DK... you lazy good for nothing! Someone wants to speak with us!" Cranky said as he held a potion in his hand. DK slowly climbed down from his treehouse.
"Okay, okay... I'll check." DK said. He walked out through the short fields and through the cave towards the front of the island. DK rubbed his eyes as he looked up and could see the three giantesses standing over him.
"Well, who is it?" Cranky shouted from within.
"It's just two giant girls and a giant robot." DK said. Samus didn't like being called a robot.
"Robot!? You better watch who you're talking to, buster!" Samus said from above. Before DK could go back in, he looked back up at Samus, and felt something strange about her.
"Wait a minute... don't I recognize you from somewhere?" DK asked.
"How about the SSBM Tournament?" Zelda said with her arms folded together.
"Oh yeah! I remember... but I thought you were shorter than that." DK said. Peach felt the conversation had gone on long enough as she reached down to pick up the ape.
"See, girls? This is what I'm talking about. These guys don't take us too seriously!" Peach said.
"Whoa... hey! Take it easy! I didn't mean to insult any of you! It's just been so long, that's all!" Donkey Kong said.
"What's going on out here!?" Cranky shouted as he slowly walked out from the cave. He looked up to find DK being held by the giant Princess Peach.
"Uh... Cranky! A little help here!" DK shouted.
"Holy Empire State Building! Is that you, Pauline!?" Cranky shouted.
"Huh? I'm not Pauline! My name is Peach! Can't you get that straight for once, old timer?" Peach said.
"Hey Peach... look. He's got a potion in his hand. I wonder what it does." Zelda said as she reached down to pick up the potion from Cranky's hands.
"Hey! Wait! Don't drink that!!! I haven't perfected that potion yet!" Cranky shouted. Zelda placed a tiny drop of the potion on her finger before she tossed it into her mouth. She soon took two more drops and offered them to Peach and Samus, who soon took a drink afterwards. Zelda dropped the empty beaker down to the ground.
"So what do you suppose this potion..." Before Peach could finish her question, all three girls could soon feel the same rising sensation that they had felt when they took the Ultra Mushroom a while back. In fact, Samus was the first to look to the side of the mountain and see it fading from view.
"Girls! I think we're growing again!" Samus said.
"Great... Cranky just had to carry his experimental growth potion out here in the open." DK said from Peach's growing hand.

Soon, all three girls were bigger than before, doubling in size from 50 feet tall to 100 feet tall.
"Eh... I'm getting out of here! This is too much for me! Have fun, DK!!!" Cranky said as he ran back inside the inners of the island. DK tried calling his name again, but he couldn't hear it.
"So, DK? Want to go for a ride?" Peach said.
"Like I got a choice." DK said, sarcastically. Zelda did her usual trick and placed DK in the bottle with the Mario Brothers and Bowser before shrinking the bottle again and placing it on her belt.
"Well, this is just great. We're bigger and we've captured another SSBM competitor. I suppose Peach is going to say this just keeps getting better and better." Samus said to herself.
"This is fun, girls! It just keeps getting better and better!" Peach said. Samus rolled her eyes in humor, though it was hard to tell considering she still had her suit on.
"So, where to now?" Zelda asked.
"There's another island not too far from here. It's called Yoshi's Island. If we head there, we can capture another SSBM competitior." Peach said.
"Well, that's fine and all... but when can we go to Hyrule? I want to show something to Link and Ganondorf!" Zelda said. Peach smiled and placed a shoulder on her friend.
"I know you're excited, my friend. But be patient. We'll get to Hyrule soon enough." Peach said. Soon, all three girls started walking again through the open sea for Yoshi's Island.

--

As time went along, the girls continued their madness and mayhem, even if it didn't involve mass destruction like most giantesses would've done by now. Instead, it seemed as though these girls were contempt with capturing the guys they had fought against in the SSBM Tournament, no matter what kind of, if any, vendetta they had.
The next stop for our three giantesses was Yoshi's Island, where they spotted all sorts of Yoshi colored differently as they ran about the grassy plains playing games like racing or tag. Of course, these activities came to an abrupt halt when the girls showed up and captured the lone green Yoshi in the field, which was no doubt the leader of the pack. As Zelda sealed Yoshi inside what she now called the Bottle of Captives, several Yoshis tried to fight back with their eggs or other various attacks, but none of this worked out as the giantesses made their escape.

Peach thought by this point that they had walked through the Mushroom Kingdom long enough. It was time to go dimension sailing.
"So, Zelda, when you're ready, take us to another dimension. I don't care which one." Peach said.
"Why not Hyrule? You know I'm itching to get my hands on Link and Ganondorf!" Zelda said.
"I know you're excited, Zelda. But really, we should save the best for last in this situation." Peach said. With a soft sigh, Zelda shook her head but quickly smiled back at her friend.
"Well... okay. Stand by for dimension warping." Zelda said. She soon pulled the Ocarina of Time out, which she had gotten back from Link after his adventure from seven years ago (Ocarina of Time) and started to play a soothing melody. In an instant, the scenery vanished right before the girls' eyes as it was replaced with swirling clouds from every angle. Eventually, the clouds broke to bring the girls to their next destination.

Onett

Peach was the first to look around. Already she could recognize where she was at as she looked out in the distance and could see a small town ahead. None of these buildings stood to challenge the three girls as far as their height was concerned. The various buildings like the burger shop, the drugstore, the arcade, the mayor's office... it all came back to the princess.
"Onett. I remember fighting here in the SSBM Tournament." Peach said.
"It certainly is a small kind of town." Samus said.
"One made even smaller thanks to us." Zelda said.
"Maybe we can find Ness here. Let's go easy on him, girls. He's such a sweet boy. I couldn't help but like the way he almost mistook me for his mother." Peach said as she smiled and started to walk towards the town.

As small a town as Onett was, the girls certainly didn't expect many people to be found around here. The ones they did find either ran in a state of panic or drove their cars uncontrollably out of harm's way. The giantesses looked closely at every building down below, trying to figure out which one had Ness inside. Finally, Zelda turned around and looked at the burger shop to see Ness walking.
"Peach! There he is!" Zelda said. Peach immediately kneeled back up and looked out in the distance to see the young psychic boy walking out.
"Come, girls." Peach said as she slowly walked towards him.
Ness, in the meantime, hadn't realized just yet that there were three towering giantesses in Onett. So he just assumed there was the normal chaos of thugs running through the city looking to grab every wallet they could. Of course, for him, it was no problem as he had his psychic powers to defend himself.
"The usual. Every day." Ness said to himself. Finally, when he could see one huge shadow loom over him which blocked the sun, he looked up and could only fall back at the sight of the three towering girls. Peach quickly reached down to pick up the young boy.
"Hello, Ness. It's me, your... 'mother,' so to speak." Peach said, holding back a giggle.
"Uhhh... you didn't mean to take that mistake seriously, did you?" Ness asked.
"Of course not. You're so cute this way... but I can still poke a little fun, right?" Peach said. By now, Ness wasn't about to feel captive anymore.
"PSI Fire!" Ness shouted, and out shot a stream of fire from his hands, heading for Peach's face. She let it hit her as the fire burned harmlessly on the tip of her nose. Finally, she brushed it off. Amazingly, it still looked clean, which had to be a shocker for Ness.
"Cute as always, Ness. But you'd look a lot cuter as a prisoner of us." Peach said. With that, she handed him to Zelda as he became the next victim of the bottle. Once the bottle was back on Zelda's belt, the girls closed together.
"So, what now?" Samus asked.
"We can always go to Fourside while we're in this dimension. It's a much, much bigger city. Almost tailor-made to our sizes!" Zelda said.
"Nah... I think we should do some more dimension hopping. We can always come back later." Peach said.
"You're right. Besides, the quicker we get to Hyrule, the better." Zelda said. She then pulled out her ocarina and played the song that would send the girls on their way.

Planet Zebes - Tourian

When the cloud of dust faded away, the three giantesses looked around to see that the atmosphere was completely different. Gone was the sunny, clear skies of Onett. As a matter of fact, it didn't look as if there was any sky to be had in this location. They were in a vast rocky cave, with an incredibly large pool of acid to be seen from the cliff below. Although they were really standing on the platform that was used for the SSBM Tournament.
"Where are we?" Peach asked.
"Tourian. Now this is my kind of locale." Samus said.
"We're actually inside Tourian? I didn't think the caves would still be this vast despite our increased size." Zelda said.
"No doubt this was the Master Hand's doing. I'll bet he's even why Mother Brain is alive once again." Samus said.
"Mother Brain? Where?" Peach said. Samus pointed outward to indeed see Mother Brain, as big as she could ever be, sitting idle within her life support chamber.
"No way..." Peach said. Samus approached the edge of the platform... which in all honesty wasn't very far. Maybe a tiny step or two.
"Hey, what are you doing?" Zelda asked.
"Mother Brain must not be allowed to live at any costs! And I'm going to make sure of it!" Samus said.
"But what about the acid? You'll get burned!" Peach said.
"You forget, princess. My Varia Suit can withstand lava and acid." Samus said. She then jumped off the platform and fell for a couple of seconds before landing in the pool of acid, which continued to steadily rise and fall just short of the platform that the two princess were standing on. But at its lowest level, the acid didn't rise past Samus's ankles.

Mother Brain immediately opened its eye and could see the giant bounty hunter in front of itself.
"So... we meet again, bounty hunter." Mother Brain said. Its voice echoed throughout the caves as the brain moved with the voice. This was a way for Samus to see it was talking.
"Nice to know you haven't forgotten about me. You've put on quite a bit of weight." Samus said.
"Bleh... so have you, in case you haven't noticed. You will... pay for... your... insipid... acts." Mother Brain said, with its voice breaking up in between.
"So I see Master Hand never restored you to full health. Gee, that's too bad. I was hoping for a challenge." Samus said.
"Er... that traitor! Wait until I get my hands on it!" Mother Brain said.
"Not if I get there first. Any last words?" Samus said.
"Yeah. Good luck saving your friends when the Metroid attack!" Mother Brain said.
"Fair enough." Samus said. With that, she fired a super missile right into Mother Brain's eye. The resulting explosion took away its life force rather easily, a distinct advantage to having supersized weapons to go with an enlarged body. But as soon as Mother Brain was dealt with, Samus quickly turned around.
"Girls! Get down!!!" Samus shouted up to Peach and Zelda. Without hesitation, both girls ducked down and watched as Samus's next super missile ripped apart a Metroid that had closed in fast. Samus was lucky enough to see that coming as she did a screw jump back onto the platform.
"Whew... thanks, Samus!" Peach said.
"Yeah. You got us out of a tight one." Zelda said.
"All part of the routine. I should... wait a second." Before Samus could finish, she started to get an unusual reading from her scan visor.
"What is it, Samus?" Zelda asked.
"That Metroid I blasted must've fed on a lot of organisms. I'm getting unusually high beta radiation readings." Samus said.
"Beta radiation? You mean the thing that allows the Metroids to grow?" Peach asked.
"Yes... and if the readings are that high..." Samus said.
"Why am I getting a tingling sensation all of a sudden?" Zelda asked. Almost on cue, the girls looked as the platform they were standing on was getting smaller and smaller. Not to mention the roof of the cave was closing in.

As it turned out, the girls were growing once again. Samus knew everyone was about to run out of room. Both on the platform and towards the rock ceiling. So Samus blasted the roof above and revealed an opening to the area above ground.
"Everyone out!" Samus shouted. All three girls made leaps of faith before the platform could sink completely into the acid pool as a result of the giantesses' ever increasing weight. Soon enough, all the girls were now standing on the surface of Zebes, at nearly 200 feet tall.
"Well, it's just as I suspected. The beta radiation levels in that Metroid were too high, and it reached over to us. But how?" Samus said.
"Maybe it has to do with the Ultra Mushroom fragments in each of our bodies. I mean... Cranky Kong's growth potion seemed to work equally well." Peach said.
"So, theoretically speaking, we could..." Before Zelda could conclude her speech, the three girls looked out in the distance to see a part of the ground breaking apart and a pool of lava coming up from beneath.
"Something's angered Kraid." Samus said.
"Kraid?" Peach said.
"A huge and nasty monster that I defeated once before. No doubt Master Hand brought him back to life." Samus said. And sure enough, out from the lava rose the monster itself, Kraid. He looked as bad as ever, but there was one noticeable difference.

"Uh... Samus. You said something about Kraid being huge and nasty?" Zelda asked, referring to the fact that the girls were just as tall as the monster.
"That's under normal circumstances. Here, it's like an overheated Sheegoth without its shell." Samus said.
"Awww... not so tough now, aren't you?" Peach said as she approached the monster, but Samus pulled her back.
"You don't want to do that. His burning breath can melt anything at any scale. Best handled by the expert." Samus said. She then walked towards Kraid all by herself. Peach just folded her arms and stood next to Zelda.
"What? I don't see how that thing can harm us." Peach said. Zelda just patted her on the shoulder.
"We shouldn't get too hasty about this. I'm sure there are other so-called giant monsters out there that we can fight." Zelda said.
"I hope you're right. I mean... it'd be nice to have a little more fun besides capturing the guys." Peach said. Samus stood eye-to-eye with the monster. He wasn't attacking yet, rather showing a somewhat confusing look in its eyes.
"What's wrong, Kraid? It's your old nemesis, Samus Aran." Samus said, sarcastically. Kraid still wasn't moving.
"Oh... let me guess. The real Samus would be a shrimp compared to yourself. Well, as you can see, I've gained some height." Samus said. Again, Kraid didn't move. In the meantime, the lava that had come boiling out from underground was flowing back in, no doubt towards Norfair.
"Say, why don't we call it a truce? We should be pals! We could crush any little prey that dares mess with us together! So what do you say?" Samus said. Finally, Kraid had taken enough verbal punishment as it unsheathed its claws and spewed fireballs towards the sky.
"Didn't think so." Samus said. Soon, she let loose a fierce kick onto the side of Kraid's big belly. The hit knocked Kraid back a few steps as it held its stomach in pain. Kraid soon looked back at Samus who had her missile launcher ready.
"Want to reconsider?" Samus asked. Kraid knew he wasn't going to defeat Samus in the form she was at, so he let loose a few squeals as he dove for underground, a sure sign that he was scared to death. Samus just smirked from within her helmet.
"Didn't think so." Samus said as she walked back to the two princesses.

"I don't believe what I just saw!" Zelda said.
"Well, that's what happens to Kraid when he stays underground for too long." Samus said.
"First Bowser and now Kraid. It seems like we girls can scare any fearsome creature at this size!" Peach said.
"So, where to now? There's nothing else to do around this desolate planet." Samus said.
"Oh! Oh! Can we please go to Hyrule now!?" Zelda shouted. Peach just smiled.
"Okay, Zelda. Samus and I have had our fun, so you can have yours now!" Peach said.
"Whew... finally! We'll be on our way now!" Zelda said. She soon pulled her ocarina out and played once again, transporting the girls off Planet Zebes and towards the dimension where Hyrule resided.

Hyrule Castle

When the girls regained their vision after the teleportation sequence, they immediately recognized the scenery as the Hyrule Castle grounds. Peach had visited Hyrule before as a great friend to Zelda, and Samus had read about the wonders of this land during the SSBM Tournament, when she would tend to get profiles on her competitors. Zelda was the first to notice her own castle right behind her. To see herself towering over such a vast structure was nothing short of incredible for her. It was a true testament to how big she and the others have grown as of late.

"Okay, Link and Ganondorf have got to be around here somewhere." Zelda said.
"What if we tried Kokiri Forest? Didn't you say Link sleeps there?" Peach asked.
"Yeah. Ganondorf, though, may be a different story. He's always wondering from place to place. The nasty villain he is." Zelda said.
"I know! We should split up, and look in different directions." Samus said.
"Good idea, Samus. You and Peach can go search for Ganondorf. I'll have the pleasure of finding little Link." Zelda said with a smile. She soon started to walk off into the distance, being careful not to crush any of those innocent lives of Hyrule Market that were only looking up in either confusion or panic in reacting to the sight of the three giantesses. Peach and Samus looked at each other.
"So... where do we start?" Samus asked.
"Well, I remember Zelda once telling me that Ganondorf once came from the Gerudo Valley." Peach said.
"Then that's where we go." Samus said.
"By the way, Samus, do you always have to wear that power suit? It's not like any monsters are going to attack us or anything like that!" Peach said.
"I always gotta be on guard. You just never know what will try to cut corners." Samus said.
"Yeah... but, we're so big now! What could possibly harm us?" Peach said.
"We can talk about this later. Right now, we have a mission." Samus said before she started walking for Gerudo Valley.
"Maybe she's been on SR388 too long." Peach said to herself before she followed after Samus.

Kokiri Forest

Zelda carefully stepped over the entrance bridge to Kokiri Forest as she set foot on Kokiri Forest. There was no doubt in her mind that the kids here would be utterly surprised to see the princess of Hyrule as such a huge size. Zelda had always enjoyed coming to Kokiri Forest, telling stories to the Kokiri children that had been raised by the Great Deku Tree and its spirit. In fact, she felt glad that one of the forest's own, Saria, went on to become the Forest Sage of Hyrule.

Zelda kneeled down and looked at one of the kids, being careful not to step on any of them.
"Excuse me, but can you tell me where a person named Link lives?" Zelda asked. The kid just pointed behind him at the treehouse that had a ladder leading up to the door. Zelda approached this house and kneeled down once again, then she peeked inside with one of her eyes to indeed see that Link was in there, sleeping in all his 17-year-old glory.
"Heehee... I guess it's true that Link tends to sleep on the job." Zelda said to herself. Then, with a firm grip from her pink-gloved hand, Zelda carefully rocked the treehouse back and forth. Inside, Link was thrown from his bed as he landed on the floor with a thud. He quickly got up and drew his sword and shield, ready to fight whatever it was that dare attack him.

But when he got outside, there was no doubt he wasn't expecting what he was seeing. It was the gigantic face of Zelda, smiling down on him as he fell back in pure amazement.
"Z-Z-Z-Zelda?" Link said.
"Now I know how Peach feels, watching how Mario reacted." Zelda said with a smile.
"But how!?" Link said.
"Our little secret. You'll find out soon." Zelda said. She then extended her hand again, this time using it to grab Link before he could run away. Zelda looked at Link who was struggling to escape the grip of her mighty fingers and simply smiled. Then it was time to seal him in the bottle just like every other SSBM competitor that had already been captured.

Gerudo Valley

Peach and a now armorless Samus Aran slowly approached the Gerudo Valley. It seemed Peach finally convinced Samus to ditch her power suit for the time being. Peach couldn't feel any happier, since she had already known Samus to be quite the good-looking one next to herself. She looked very much similar to the Samus pictured in the Christmas card she got from her last year, except the suit was orange rather the blue. Plus, her hair was wrapped back
"I hope this is a good idea. Who knows if any of the boys will start drooling over me now?" Samus said.
"Well, first thing, there are no boys in Gerudo Valley. There isn't one born until every one thousand years. And even then, you'd be much too big to go out with them!" Peach said.
"At least they won't be like that Grey guy I met in Giant Melee." Samus said.
"I thought he wasn't so bad?" Peach asked.
"You can never be too sure." Samus said, smiling. They eventually towered over the Gerudo Fortress, with all sorts of Gerudo guards either standing there in shock or trying effortlessly to fight back with spears.
"I'll handle this." Peach said. She soon extended her hand, and in an instant, in came her favorite golf club.
"How do you do that? Making objects appear like that?" Samus asked.
"I learned it from Link and Zelda many years ago. All of us shrinking things goes back a long way." Peach said.
"Perhaps this is why you're so excited about being big. You learned to shrink objects so long ago." Samus said.
"Only inanimate objects like my golf club here. The magic wasn't ready at the time to shrink living people. Now stand back." Peach said. Samus obliged and took a few steps back out of the valley. Peach used the added space to swing her golf club back.
"Fore!!!" Peach shouted. She then let the club loose, letting it crash right into the fortress, causing one of the walls to come crumbling down and the Gerudo gals to go flying in different directions with varying injuries. Samus walked back to stand next to Peach again.
"You sure have a mean swing." Samus said.
"Thank you... but Mario's is better, in all honesty." Peach said. The girls looked down at the damage to see a familiar face walking out.

"Hey! What's going on out here?! I'm trying to take a nap here!" Ganondorf shouted. After surveying the damage, he suddenly looked up to see the two giantesses towering over him.
"Hello, Ganondorf. Long time no see." Peach said.
"Whoa..." That was all Ganondorf could say. He soon started to take off towards the opposite direction. But Samus wasn't about to let him escape. She quickly drew her energy pistol out from the holster attached to her leg.
"Oh no you don't!" Samus shouted. She shot a short beam out of the pistol, which struck Ganondorf as he collapsed to the ground.
"Did you just...?" Peach asked.
"I only stunned him. He'll wake up in a few minutes. Though by that time he'll be in our hands." Samus said as she reached down to pick up the stunned Ganondorf.
"Try a few seconds." Peach said. Both girls giggled at that remark. Soon, they both looked behind themselves to see Zelda walking into the scene.

"Well, did you get Link?" Peach asked. Zelda just smiled and showed her the bottle with all the competitors inside, with Link as one of them.
"Doesn't he look cute in there?" Zelda asked.
"Yeah... just like with Mario and Luigi. I told you it's a lot of fun to be this big!" Peach said.
"Add one more to your collection." Samus said, holding up Ganondorf and then dropping him in Zelda's hands.
"Take a good look, girls. Hyrule's most treacherous villain in the palm of my hand." Zelda said. She then sealed Ganondorf into the bottle, where he would wake up and find himself the latest captive of the three giantesses. Zelda looked back up at Samus, who she was seeing armorless for the first time.
"Samus? Is that you?" Zelda said.
"Peach made me do it!" Samus said. Peach just giggled.
"I convinced her there's nothing in these worlds that can possibly hurt her at the size she's at, so why continue to wear it?" Peach said.
"She probably kept it on to protect her good looks." Zelda said. Samus nearly blushed at that comment.
"Well, my closest friend is my computer, so what does that tell you about the luck I've had with finding boys?" Samus said.
"I don't blame you. Link's always too busy for girls, but at least he has a home now." Zelda said, referring to Link trapped in the bottle full of SSBM competitors.
"So where to now?" Peach asked.
"There's this place I've always wanted to see called Dream Land. I believe Kirby lives there." Zelda said.
"That's on the hidden star, Popstar." Samus said.
"Popstar it is, then!" Peach said. Zelda did her thing by playing the ocarina song and transporting the girls out of Hyrule and to the outer limits of space, where Popstar resided.

Popstar - Cappy Town

Like every other place the giantesses visited, pandemonium ensued throughout Cappy Town as they fled for safety while the girls walked around. Cappy Town looked to be quite the small town, as hardly anything was able to tower above the girls' knees. Some structures, like Chef Kawasaki's and even King Dedede's castle, took major damage. Luckily, nobody was stomped to their death. It almost seemed as if the girls were sparing their lives while they looked for the one that mattered most.

When the girls got outside the town, they looked at the lone house that belonged to Kirby, the young star warrior destined to someday defeat N.M.E. and Nightmare Enterprises. It seemed Kirby could hear the giantesses coming as he ran out of his house and looked up in both confusion and fascination. The confusion part being how the three girls got bigger than anything that he has ever defeated, and the fascination of seeing fellow competitors that he recognized from the SSBM Tournament.

Nevertheless, Kirby knew he had to defend himself, but unfortunately, he didn't properly think first before acting. Kirby tried his best to suck the girls in, but they were just too big to even budge. All Kirby succeeded in doing was making their dresses flow with the strong gust of wind. Kirby tried escaping, but Zelda had already captured him and sealed him in the bottle with the other "gentlemen" of SSBM.

Before the girls could teleport to another location, Peach suddenly remembered one important locale of Popstar, one that could really help further display their power to the worlds that awaited them. Zelda took Kirby out and forced him to direct the ladies to the legendary Fountain of Dreams, which stood on the edge of Dreamland. After easily stomping through colorful lands like Vegetable Valley, Ice Cream Islands, Butter Building, Grape Gardens, Yogurt Yard, Orange Ocean, and even Rainbow Resort, the girls stood just outside the Fountain of Dreams, where the powerful Star Rod stood in the center.

As Zelda sealed Kirby back in the bottle and Samus knew exactly what Peach was thinking, Peach plucked the Star Rod from its resting point and held it way up in the air. She made a wish that all three girls would grow even bigger, and after the star rod did its regular star-bright glow into the skies, the girls could feel another sensation of growth running through their bodies.

Soon, the girls felt the sensation stop. They looked down to see how much smaller everything was now after they had once again increased in size. Samus calculated the three to be at 350 feet tall at this point. Peach naturally jumped in excitement, causing the waters of the Fountain of Dreams to jump up and sometimes splash the girls at their feet. But she was able to calm down when Zelda declared that it was time to move to another region. So with bigger bodies, Peach and the still armorless Samus held onto Zelda as she played her song and awaited the teleportation sequence to begin. Where they would wind up was any universe's guess.

Kanto

Thanks to the randomness of Zelda's teleportation, the girls now found themselves to be in Kanto, one of many homes for the variable creatures known as Pokemon. At the moment, the center of attention was a few hundred yards away from the giantesses. Pokemon Stadium was roaring with life as the tournament got into its later stages. With a grin on her face, Peach led the way as the giantesses approached the stadium. In the meantime, a few trainers and wild Pokemon were jumping out of the way to avoid being crushed.

At 350 feet tall, the Pokemon Stadium didn't look as massive as others might have seen it. In fact, with the stadium just barely towering over the girls' ankles, it was downright overwhelming. The battle that was raging between two trainers, with Jigglypuff and Pichu as the Pokemon battling, came to an abrupt stop when everyone looked up to see the three giantesses surrounding the stadium with all their height. Some trainers already got the message and sprinted for the exit. Unfortunately for the girls, it didn't appear as if Ash and his Pikachu were a part of the attendance.

Nevertheless, the girls still has two noteworthy Pokemon to tower over. Whether or not the Jigglypuff and Pichu were the same ones that they battled in the SSBM tournament made little difference to them. Before the trainers could call them back, Zelda reached down to capture the two creatures and place them in her bottle. As the two trainers shouted up to the girls in bitter anger over having their Pokemon stolen, Zelda grinned and tried to stomp the tiny little bodies out of the picture, but Peach was able to stop her before she got too carried away. The three girls may be the biggest living things the known universe has ever seen, but it still would be a twisted act of cruelness to stop two young and aspiring trainers from their adventure.

That being said, the adventure was about to continue for our three girls as they teleported once again.

Corneria

When the teleportation sequence ended for our three giantesses, obviously the first thing they wondered was where they were.
"So, where are we now?" Peach asked. Samus, still without her power suit, was still able to do a quick scan from her pistol, which has had a mini-computer attached since the last mission.
"Sources seem to indicate we have landed on the planet Corneria of the Lylat System." Samus said. The girls took a look around to see themselves towering over most, if not all, of the buildings that laid in every direction they looked. It seemed as though they were in the heart of the city.
"Corneria? Isn't this place home of the Star Fox team?" Zelda asked.
"Not exactly home. Sure, they receive orders from the Cornerian Army's head soldier, General Pepper, from time to time. But more times than not they are flying above space with almost nothing to do." Samus said.
"Well, maybe we should give them something to do!" Peach said with a smile. She then put her foot down with strong force over a bus that was traveling on the ground very slowly, crushing it to pieces. She soon got even more playful by throwing her rear end towards some of the buildings, similar to one of the attacks she used in the SSBM tournament.
"I get the drift." Samus said, pulling out her laser pistol and shooting with precise precision at some of the buildings.

Eventually, after some time, the Star Fox team came flying down from space, already shooting lasers at the three girls, which of course had no effect whatsoever on them. Peach just stood in her place while she watched the four arwings piloted by Fox McCloud, Falco Lombardi, Peppy Hare, and Slippy Toad fly around her body. She could just see from inside each of their cockpits the frustrations eminating from the fact they couldn't bring these big girls down.
Finally, when she felt the flight show was over, Peach gave her orders like a real princess would.
"Girls! Grab one of the arwings, but make sure you don't harm any of them!" Peach said. Zelda and Samus nodded, and they went to work chasing the arwings, who had heard the plan from their booming voices and were now seeking to retreat.

The chase was leading the girls out the city and across the Cornerian plains. Peppy tried some fancy flying in order to get away from Samus Aran, who was coming fast. Peppy even went as far as to try and fly past Samus herself in order to make a getaway. He flew everywhere, from over her hair to between her legs. Eventually, however, when his ship began to run out of fuel, Samus finally got the chance she needed to catch Peppy. Samus carefully pinned the arwing between her two gargantuan fingers, making the ship look fly-sized compared to the tremendous size of the bounty hunter. She then walked back to the city where the others would no doubt be waiting.

Fox and Falco were doing their best to outmanuever Princess Peach as best as they could. During the momentary breaks they would have, they would ponder the same thing everyone else captured by the girls had wondered before... how the heck did these girls grow so big!? It was a matter of survival right now as the air show continued. Falco was determined not to be shown as a wimp, and he fought back while dodging Peach's hand grabs. Falco tried the lasers once more before firing a nova bomb, only to have both attacks either ineffective or deflected by the great Princess Peach. Finally, after nearly colliding with each other, that slight stumble was enough to allow Peach to grab both arwings.

Back in the city, all three giantesses came back with at least one arwing in hand. Zelda had already captured Slippy's arwing, while Samus was able to capture Peppy and Peach had the arwings of Fox and Falco in hand. The city was pretty much in ruins as a result of the carelessness the gigantic girls were showing.
"Nice work, girls. Like catching little flies." Peach said with a smile.
"So, I'm guessing we seal them in the bottle, right?" Zelda said, also smiling.
"Just Fox and Falco. They participated in the tournament, whereas Peppy and Slippy didn't." Peach said. Samus knew just the thing to say to the two 'survivors.'
"If you value your lives, I suggest you two flee and find some other planet to defend. Don't worry... we'll take good care of your teammates." Samus said. She released Peppy's arwing as did Zelda with Slippy as the two took off, perhaps back to the Great Fox. Peach, meanwhile, forced Fox and Falco to eject from their arwings as she tossed them to the ground, destroying them instantly. She then handed the two to Zelda, who then sealed them inside the bottle.
"Well, that takes care of that." Samus said.
"So far, we've captured Mario, Luigi, Bowser, Donkey Kong, Yoshi, Ness, Link, Ganondorf, Kirby, Jigglypuff, Pichu, Fox, and Falco." Zelda said, looking at her bottle full of the SSBM combatants that have been captured up to this point.
"I'd say we're making very good progress." Peach said.
"Indeed. Now come on, let us travel to another dimension." Zelda said. With that, she did her by now usual thing and played the song that would transport the girls away and to another land.

Somewhere far, far away...

A male member as well as a female member of the Fighting Wireframes walked very slowly towards the empty platform surrounded by the emptiness of space and its accompanying stars.
"My lord. We are ready to make our report to you." the male wireframe said. Soon, there was this deep and dark-sounding echo that raged through space and time. They couldn't see who it was, yet they knew very well who it was.
"Report." the voice said.
"It seems three of the SSBM competitors, Princess Peach, Princess Zelda, and Samus Aran, have learned to grow to gigantic size and are traveling from land to land capturing some of the other SSBM competitors." the female wireframe said.
"Hmmm... most interesting. It would appear the proverbial struggle between man and woman is at play here." the voice said.
"What shall we do, my lord? This kind of situation seems most interesting." the female wireframe said.
"Monitor their progress further. We will make our move when the time is right." the voice said.
"As you command, my lord." the male wireframe said.
"We will carry out your orders without failure." the female wireframe said.
"Good. You are dismissed now." the voice said. The wireframe people nodded and walked towards the same portal that brought them here. As soon as they were gone, the voice spoke to himself.
"It's most fortunate that these girls are finding ways to grow bigger beyond just an extraordinary mushroom. But once I have them on my side, my evil will be unstoppable, and this entire universe will be mine! Hahahaha! Hahahahahaha!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!!!!" the voice shouted, letting his sinister laugh echo through space.

Fourside

Peach, Zelda, and Samus materialized once again, this time within the city of Fourside. At their size of almost 350 feet tall, there weren't very many structures that towered over the three girls. But nevertheless, their thinking was on par with what they had done in Corneria.
"Looks like we're in Fourside now." Samus said, looking around at the scenery. Zelda looked down at the people who froze on the spot as they stared up to the three giantesses.
"From the looks of it, I'd say so." Zelda said.
"I insist we give this city a warm welcome." Peach said.
"You insist too much, girls..." Samus said.

And with that, the girls got to work once again smashing up nearby buildings and crushing every little soul they possibly could. There was nobody to capture since Ness had already been taken prisoner much earlier, when the girls weren't as big as they were now. So it was just a matter of having some fun, as most giantesses would say.
Each of the girls had different feelings about their destructo-fest as they walked about. For Peach, it reminded her of the time when Daisy grew to large heights and nearly destroyed Toad Town in frustration over not having seen Mario for so long. For Zelda, she thought back to the time when the powers of the Giant's Mask had entered her body not once, but in two different situations. One during Link's return to Hyrule after a seven-year absence, and another time when growing seemed to be the only way to counter against a possessed Nabooru. And Samus? Well... she wasn't quite used to this thing at first, but she seemed to get the hang of it as time went along. No doubt she was finally feeling the pressure of being able to tower alongside her #1 fan, Princess Peach.

Some time later, an even larger shadow began to cover the entire city, one even greater than the shadows left behind by the giant girls. The girls looked up themselves to see the cause for the city to lose access to the sunlight... three large alien ships loomed overhead.
"Whoa... what are those things?" Peach asked.
"UFOs. And if my memory serves me correctly, those ships belong to the alien warlord Giygas, who had been destined to conquer this world until Ness altered fate and proved to be stronger." Samus said.
"And he's still alive?" Zelda asked.
"Yeah. Either he somehow survived or Master Hand brought him back to life." Samus said. All the girls watched as a sort of green beam was forming together on the bottom of the center ship, which was hovering directly over the girls.
"Brace yourselves, ladies." Samus commanded. Peach and Zelda took Samus's word and put their guard up if necessary. Soon, the beam was at full charge and fired down onto the three girls. Amazingly, they were not feeling any sort of pain at all as the beam rained down its energy on the girls.

After a while, the beam stopped firing, and all three ships soon retreated once again for the skies.
"Okay, that was strange." Zelda said.
"I'll say... I thought for sure they were going to capture us or something like that." Samus said.
"Yeah, it's like..." Before Peach could finish, she suddenly had to clutch her stomach slightly as she could feel a tingling sensation coming.
"Uh... girls? Do you feel something?" Peach said. Zelda and Samus soon reacted in a similar fashion.
"I do! And it feels familiar..." Zelda said.
"Yeah, it's acting like when we... oh my." Samus said, interrupting her own train of thought as soon as she realized what was happening.
"What is it, Samus?" Peach asked.
"Girls, we're growing again. This is the same feeling we got when we touched the Ultra Mushroom!" Samus said. All three girls immediately looked down to see that Samus was right. The girls were indeed growing again. Very quickly, the girls were big enough that no structure left standing in Fourside was big enough to stand up to them. Yet they continued to grow. And grow. And grow...

Until they felt the sensation stop. Samus pulled out her mini-comupter again and checked.
"Well, well... looks like those aliens managed to make us double in size once again. According to the computer here, we've grown from 350 feet tall... to 700 feet tall." Samus said. Peach couldn't help but widen her eyes, put her hands to her mouth, and look down in awe.
"Unbelievable... this is bigger than I ever imagined we could be!" Peach said.
"Yeah. We're not just giantesses... we're goddesses! I mean, no offense to Din, Nayru, and Farore." Zelda said.
"Just as I expected. It seems the Ultra Mushroom has greatly affected each of our growth hormones. If I had to guess, I would say they are more sensitive, where the slightest bit of excitement it receives will allow us to grow bigger. Cranky's growth potion, the excessive beta radiation, the Star Rod's wishes, and now this strange beam from Giygas' aliens. It's all making sense now." Samus said. While Samus was talking, Peach was getting a feel for her new size by putting her foot down over a building that couldn't even reach past her knees. The building was basically crushed to nothingness with one swift stomp.
"But why do you suppose those aliens would do something like this to us?" Zelda said.
"Never mind that, girls! I say we make the most of this new size and capture more SSBM combatants!" Peach said in excitement.
"Yeah, you're right. We can wonder about this later. Right now, we should head for the next locale. Where do you suppose we go?" Zelda said.
"I've been wanting to go to Mute City for a while. Since I'm getting a better feeling of this... I suppose I could follow Peach and Zelda's lead and capture Captain Falcon for myself." Samus said, slightly blushing at that last remark.
"Ooooh... Samus is in love with Captain Falcon." Peach said.
"I didn't say that! He was just... great to work with. Really, he was!" Samus said.
"Well, I say while we're here, we should go to Icicle Mountain. We'll find the Ice Climbers there, no doubt. And at this size, we can get there in a short amount of time. No teleportation would be necessary!" Zelda said.
"Good idea, Zelda! You lead the way." Peach said. Zelda nodded and started to walk away from the city and towards Icicle Mountain, which stood far, far away from the happenings of this world. Peach and Samus followed suit, and for the people of Fourside who survived this deadly encounter, there was nothing but a feeling of relief.

Icicle Mountain

After walking for about 15 minutes through a series of unsuspecting lands, the three giantesses found themselves close to Icicle Mountain. Under normal circumstances, the sheer size of the mountain would no doubt intimidate the girls if they looked up from the base. But at 700 feet tall, they were almost half as tall as the mountain itself, leaving it to be intimidated if it ever had a face.

But it wasn't the mountain itself that the girls were concerned about. It was who frequently climbed it they were after. They knew just as well as anyone else that the Ice Climbers practically lived on the mountain as much as they liked to climb it, which might explain why they were highly underrated and classified pretty much as underdogs in the most recent SSBM tournament. And they, like everyone else they have captured, wanted nothing more than to capture them and move on with their journey.

The girls decided to take a few steps up the mountain; their feet leaving deep craters on whichever side of the mountain it was they climbed on. Several years up from where Peach was, she looked to see the two Ice Climbers slowly, but steadily, climbing up the mountain ledge by ledge. It was cute watching the two jump from ledge to ledge and attacking nearby enemies, though it was important not to let them reach the top of the mountain just yet.

Peach then took one big step up the mountain, allowing her to just barely see the climbers eye-to-eye. I say just barely because, after all, when you're 700 feet tall, it's hard to spot someone even at a hundredth of that size. She couldn't exactly see tell what kind of reaction the young climbers were having, but it was no doubt one of shock considering they were looking at someone so massive. Without time to react, the climbers were soon trapped in between Peach's fingers as she climbed back down to Zelda and Samus's side.

Zelda soon took pleasure in placing the climbers inside the bottle. As big as she has grown now, Zelda didn't have to enlarge the bottle so that the captive characters could fit inside. Even when attached to her belt, the bottle was still massive enough for her to just open the top and slip the two climbers in with all the other SSBM combatants that had been captured. Despite the fact they had more room to manuever as the bottle grew, most of the characters were worried as to how big they could possibly get.

"Alright... can we get out of here now? I'm freezing here!" Samus said. The fact that she didn't have much clothing on certainly proved that, but Peach just joked with her briefly.
"Really, Samus? As big as we are, we have to be giving more body heat than we already are!" Peach said with a smile.
"Okay... if I recall correctly, the other combatants in the SSBM tournament that we haven't caught yet are Marth, Roy, Mewtwo, Pikachu, and Captain Falcon." Zelda said.
"Well, I guess our mission is nearing its conclusion." Samus said.
"Yes, and I say we split up in order for it to end quicker. I can go to Termina and see if Marth and Roy are there. My senses tell me they're swordfighting there." Zelda said.
"Great! I can go catch the Pokemon by going back to Kanto!" Peach said.
"And I shall look for the great Captain Falcon, knowing that he'll be... delighted... to see me at this size." Samus said with a smile. It's the first time she has really smiled outside of her power suit in front of Peach and Zelda.
"Then it's settled. I'll send you girls to your desired worlds." Zelda said. She pulled out her ocarina and started playing her song, unaware of the avalanches starting at Icicle Mountain as a result of the loud noise. First, Peach vanished from sight. Then Samus disappeared. Finally, Zelda played her song from the beginning in order to transport herself to Termina.

Somewhere far, far away...

Back at the mysterious location, deep within the vastness of space, a figure of pure evil was watching the three giantesses continue to have their fun. Not to mention the fact that they didn't have a whole lot more of their male competitors to capture.
"Hmmm... their journey is nearly ending. That will be the time I and my fellow Wireframes will be able to combat against them, when they don't have their male friends to cheer them on. They'll be as helpless as the princesses they are! Except of course for the bounty hunter." the voice said. A few seconds of silence ensued.
"But this is too easy at the moment. Perhaps if these lovely ladies were even bigger, I could have more of a challenge. Not to mention they'd be too obsessed watching the world around them shrink even more! Let's see how they deal with this, much like how I sent that alien ship after them to Fourside!" the voice said.

Soon, emerging from where the voice spoke were three bright red energy bolts. Each of them flew off in a different direction. Where the bolts were going was anyone's guess...

Kanto

Peach rematerialized once again in Kanto, standing over Pokemon Stadium and crushing whatever was left of it. This was the place where the girls had captured Jigglypuff and Pichu earlier, but now Peach hoped she would find Mewtwo and Pikachu around. But she knew it wouldn't be easy. Ash and his Pikachu could've been anywhere in the world, and Mewtwo was about as rare as a Pokemon could get.

She may have had the advantage of covering long distances with each step she takes, but it was proving to be tough to focus down on the ground down below scanning for any wild Pikachu that may be running about. After all, 8 inches is near-microscopic when compared to the 700-foot-tall height of Princess Peach. Nevertheless, she started walking, not bothering to know what she was stepping on.

Finally, after making it all the way out to Saffron City, Peach looked up in the sky to see the Poké Floats that were slowly rising past the clouds. She remembered fighting against someone on top of these floats in the later stages of the SSBM tournament. It was quite incredible back then to stand atop these floats and look to see how the ground seemed like miles away.

Of course, the problem Peach was having now was that even at her height, the balloon were way too high to reach. But at least her search for Mewtwo and Pikachu was over as she found the two hopping (or floating in Mewtwo's case) from balloon to balloon. Wait... Mewtwo and Pikachu together? This Pikachu was probably the souped-up one that Mewtwo had created in his brief battle with Mew. Nevertheless, this was her chance to own one as well as Mewtwo.

Suddenly, just as Peach began to think of how she could possibly reach the balloons, she looked up at the sky to see a bright red energy bolt flying towards her at high speed. Peach had little time to react and was soon struck by the bolt in the chest. Peach held her chest, just in case she was about to feel pain, but instead... an incredible feeling started to rush through her body. It was becoming familiar to her... could it be?

Peach suddenly looked down to find herself growing once again. This time, at a very rapid pace. She could've sworn that she was growing a hundred feet a second! Every time Peach thought she was going to stop growing, it just kept on going. The ground was fading fast as she could see more and more of Saffron City. Heck, the city soon found itself completely underneath Peach's dress! Yet the growth didn't stop there.

Until a couple minutes later. The world was spread out before her like a map. No longer was Peach's view restricted by one city. It looked like she could see several cities out in the distance. The clouds that formerly hovered over her head were now hovering just below her waist. And the floating balloons? She was eye level with most of them.

And lo and behold, atop the Squirtle balloon was Mewtwo and Pikachu. They hadn't suspected that a mile-high Princess Peach was standing right behind them, so Peach took this opportunity to grab the entire balloon and trap them inside it. Trying to grab them with her hands was like trying to find that lost screw to your computer table. She was that big. With the Squirtle balloon scrunched up in her hands, along with Mewtwo and Pikachu, Peach walked around the landscape some more, waiting to be teleported to Hyrule where Zelda said they would all wait.

Mute City

Meanwhile, Samus Aran opened her eyes after the warp sequence to see she was standing in the midst of Mute City, the ultra-futuristic, yet quiet, city that was home to the championship race of the F-Zero Grand Prix. The armorless bounty hunter figured this by looking down and seeing all the futuristic-looking cars fly either on the ground or through the sky, not to mention the F-Zero banners stamped from building to building. Samus couldn't help but giggle as she watched little vehicles try to take evasive action around her legs. For most people, it was overwhelming enough to see the great wall of blue that made up Samus's boots.

Then came the bad news for Samus, and it was the same problem that Peach faced. Miles above Samus's head was the Mute City track itself, where Captain Falcon was currently racing with 29 other competitors itching for a win in the F-Zero series. Naturally, even when standing on the tip of her toes and reaching as high as she could, the track was still far too high.

But just like with Peach, Samus's luck soon changed in a majorly big way. A bright red energy bolt was coming fast towards Samus. She tried to blast it with her pistol, but it was doing no good as the blast hit her full-on. Again, there wasn't much pain to be had for Samus, it was more...

Okay, I won't repeat myself. You already know what happens after watching Peach go through it. As for Samus... whoa. That was what she was thinking. The Mute City race track that once floated miles above her was now at level with her waist. It seemed she too got blasted by the grow-to-miles-high bug. But this was okay with her.

Samus took a couple sidesteps over to one of the gaps in the track and stood there, hoping that the plan she had in mind would work out. After a few seconds, the cars came screaming out of the turn and towards the gap where Samus waited. She smiled as she watched some cars dive to the side either into the wall or off the track in an effort to avoid the super mega GTS. Some tried to brave the storm and drive straight into Samus, only to have their vehicles either bounced off her soft skin or be destroyed entirely upon contact.

Captain Falcon, being the F-Zero champion he is, was able to bring his Blue Falcon to a sudden halt just short of Samus's navel. He then jumped out of the car and looked up at the massively-sized goddess. You can figure out for yourself his reaction upon seeing his best friend at such a gigantic figure. Samus then did her thing and ordered Captain Falcon to get back in his vehicle, which she picked up and held in between her fingers. Again, she was far too big to properly handle a normal-sized human like Captain Falcon, but at least she could hold him inside his vehicle.

Samus placed the Blue Falcon inside the holster where her pistol normally rested. She made sure her pistol wasn't all the way down so that the Blue Falcon could stay snug and wouldn't be trapped inside. With nothing more to do, Samus walked out of Mute City... no doubt to take a swim in the normally vast lake of Big Blue.

Termina

Zelda opened her eyes after the teleportation sequence and looked around. She instantly recognized the scenery to be that of the Great Bay of Termina. For one thing, she was delighted to be here having heard from Link one of his adventures in Termina. And it was rather coincidental for her to look at the nearby laboratory at her feet and see Marth and Roy, of the Fire Emblem universe, looking way up at her. Zelda took the opportunity to grab the two swordsmen and seal them in her bottle.

"Well, I've done my part. I just hope the other girls have done theirs." Zelda thought to herself as she walked back on land. She decided to play her ocarina once again, this time playing a slightly different variation of the song that normally teleports her to another location. Soon, two figures re-emerged with one on each side of Zelda.

But something was noticably different. Zelda actually had to look up to see the faces of Peach and Samus! This felt kinda awkward for her, considering that even though she was mega-sized, the other girls were even bigger! It was like she was looking at two walls. One wall of pink that made up Peach's dress, and another wall that started blue and eventually was made out to be human skin.

"Wha... What's going on here, ladies!?" Zelda shouted.
"Beats me... though I see Samus got hit by this bug as well." Peach said.
"The last thing I knew after arriving in Mute City, this bright red beam hit me and caused me to grow almost ten times bigger than I already was." Samus said.
"Yeah... the same thing happened to me! It was almost coincidental that it happened when I couldn't reach the floating Pokémon balloons. Though once I grew, I was able to capture Mewtwo and Pikachu." Peach said, holding out the scrunched up Squirtle balloon that the two creatures were trapped in.
"Likewise with Captain Falcon." Samus said, carefully pulling out the Blue Falcon from its hiding place.
"Well done, girls. Kneel down and drop them in my bottle." Zelda said. She took the bottle off her helt and opened it up, holding it up as high as she could for the mile-high giantesses to slip their captives in. Peach shook Mewtwo and Pikachu from the balloon as they fell inside the bottle and Peach discarded the balloon. Samus ordered Captain Falcon to abandon ship and make a dive for the opening, so to speak, while she threw away the Blue Falcon as it fell to its inevitable destruction.

"This is great... but how come I wasn't able to grow that big?" Zelda said, looking up at her two bigger-sized friends. Then, almost on cue, the red energy bolt strikes Zelda as well, causing her to shoot up for the skies as far as size was concerned. Zelda soon found herself towering at the same two miles that Peach and Samus were already experiencing. All Zelda had to do was look down and see her body covering up every last yard that seperated Clock Town from Great Bay.
"Yay! Zelda's bigger now!" Peach said, giving her friend a hug. Zelda looked down at her bottle to see that the gap between the captured characters and the opening of the bottle was even greater.
"Well, ladies. Except for Mr. Game & Watch, we have captured every male competitor known to ever compete in the SSBM tournament. And not only that, we're big enough to literally be goddesses of any land we choose." Zelda said.
"Either way, I'd say our mission is complete. There's no better feeling than that." Samus said with a smile.

Somewhere far, far away...

The Male and Female Wireframes stood on the platform, awaiting the arrival of their master.
"Well?" the voice said.
"Master... your energy bolts did the trick. The girls are nearly two miles tall, big enough to nearly crush entire lands if they so desired." the Female Wireframe said.
"And they have captured nearly all of the SSBM competitors." the Male Wireframe said.
"Good. I will send three Male Wireframes and three Female Wireframes to the battlefield now. Let's see how well these girls fight without their men to root them on. Prepare for battle, my Wireframes! I will make sure you get the power you need." the voice said.
"At once, master!" the Wireframes said before they left.
"Now it is time to bring them here, to my stronghold!" the voice said. The starry sky began to light up once again.

Termina

Peach and the other two girls were standing in their places, relishing in their victory over their mission to capture all the male SSBM competitors. Then, all of a sudden, their bodies began to glow brightly. They looked all over themselves to see this resounding effect.
"Uh... Zelda? Did you play the teleport song?" Samus said.
"No... you would've heard it if I had played it." Zelda said.
"Then why are our bodies glowing like this?" Peach said. Without thinking any more about the situation, the girls suddenly found themselves encased in balls of darkness. Normally they were made of light, but that was when Zelda was doing the teleportation spell. They would find out soon who it was that was teleporting them.

Somewhere far, far away...

When the three giantesses reappeared, they were in desert-like territory, with mountains in the background that stood up only as high as their knees and a starry sky. The very bright moonlight was helping to illuminate the area. For one thing, it was a bit of relief for all three of them that they had much more room to manuever themselves as compared to a few moments ago when one step could crush an entire region.
"Where are we?" Peach said.
"I can't get a lock on my computer. It can't recognize this place at all. But it seems we've shrunk down to 50 feet tall judging by our reduction in body weight." Samus said. The fact that the girls had lost most of their magnificent height didn't matter much for the moment.
"I think the more important question is how did we end up here. I wouldn't teleport us to a place like this." Zelda said.
"But I would! HAHAHAHAHA!!!" the evil voice shouted. Soon, all three girls turned around to see six giant-sized Fighting Wireframes (three male, three female) standing behind a sight that none of the girls were too happy to see. The shocked looks on Peach and Zelda to go along with the angered face of Samus Aran pretty much tells the story.

"Master Hand!?" Peach shouted.
"He's alive?" Zelda said.
"Somehow I had a feeling it'd be him." Samus said. They looked ahead at Master Hand, who was floating at eye level with the giantesses. His hand, which was really his entire body, was similar in size to the three girls.
"Welcome to my desert hideout, made possible by my advanced technology." Master Hand said.
"I take it you're the one that brought us here." Peach said.
"That I am, my dear. I also was responsible for you girls briefly growing to two miles high. Of course, I had to shrink you back down so that we could interact with each other." Master Hand said.
"So it was you that made us grow from 700 feet tall to two miles high?" Samus said.
"Yes. I have watched your every move since you girls injected the power of the Ultra Mushroom in your bodies and used it to slowly grow bigger and capture every last one of my enemies. Your power has impressed me greatly." Master Hand said.
"Well, we did make a nice impression on every place we went too, didn't we, girls?" Peach said with a smile.
"Peach... this is serious." Samus said before looking back at Master Hand.
"Now then, girls. I brought you here to make an offer. Join forces with me. With your added size and strength, we can rule this entire galaxy!" Master Hand said.
"Now wait just a moment. We may be bigger, and we may have all these boys with us, but we're not hungry for more." Zelda said, pointing to her bottle full of captured SSBM combatants.
"And that's why we're not joining up with you. Ever!" Samus said.
"I knew you'd say that. Then you'd best prepare yourselves for your termination. Wireframes, ATTACK!!!" Master Hand shouted. The six Fighting Wireframes then started to charge for the three giantesses.

"Alright, girls. What do you say we show them just how good we can be?" Peach said.
"Yeah, I'm all over that!" Zelda said.
"Finally, something exciting to do with this size. Power Suit!!!" Samus shouted. With that, her power suit reappeared and attached itself to Samus, who was back to her normal self. Peach had magically summoned her powerful frying pan, and Zelda warmed up her hands full of magic as the three charged into battle. Dust from the desert sands that flew everywhere from the feet digging into it.

As good a cook she was, Peach knew how to properly use a frying pan in this situation. She moved it with precision as she blocked the punches that came her way from two of the Fighting Wireframes. As for her offensive strategy, well, it was all about the slap, the slap, and more of the slap. Everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom knew Peach was quite the powerful slapper. It was like getting hit by a whiplash as sharp as the blow was. Peach slapped the faces of the Fighting Wireframes as the polygons went flying off.

Zelda had thought about transforming into Sheik like she usually does in battle, but she fought better of it as this was a chance to see how much of a fighter she was as a girl. She used very little physical attack on the Wireframes, relying instead on her powerful magic spells like Din's Fire and Nayru's Shield. Despite the monotonous attack style, it was working as blow by blow was delivered to the Wireframes. She even used a few acrobatic manuevers to force the Wireframes to hit each other.

Samus was by far blowing the competition away. She unloaded beam after beam and missile after missile onto the Wireframes. A shower of sparks and loose polygons filled Samus's area of the battlefield. Though like real Fighting Wireframes, they hung in the battle, using their own attacks to lay damage to Samus's suit. Luckily for her, she had a high number of energy tanks in storage, so she could go a long way before having to bail out. She was also able to moprh into a ball in order to dodge oncoming projectile attacks.

15 minutes later

The six Fighting Wireframes soon dematerialized after taking so much damage from the three giantesses, leaving only them and Master Hand left standing (or floating in Master Hand's case) in the battlefield, which soon lost its desert look and was soon revealed to be Master Hand's floating platform that rested seemingly in deep space.
"Magnificent, girls. It seems I underestimated your power." Master Hand said.
"You've always underestimated all of us if the SSBM Tournament was any indication." Samus said.
"Perhaps, but we shall see once you join by my side. I'm giving you one last chance." Master Hand said.
"I told you, we're not..." Zelda started to say, but Peach stepped in front of the two girls.
"Wait, girls. Maybe we should take up his offer." Peach said.
"WHAT!?" Samus shouted. Zelda grabbed Peach by the arm.
"Peach!? What are you saying? Don't you know Master Hand is pure evil?" Zelda said.
"I know, I know. So are we. I mean... look at all the power we've gained by capturing these boys and growing in height like this!" Peach said. She then leaned next to Zelda's ear and pulled Samus nearby as she spoke into it, "Just play along, girls." she said. Zelda and Samus then wiped the panicked looks from their faces. Peach was obviously planning something. They watched as Peach approached the floating hand.
"So? Do we have a deal?" Master Hand said, opening his similarly-sized hand up for Peach to shake it.
"Well..." Peach said as she started to extend her hand out to Master Hand. Then, all of a sudden, Peach focused on the ring that was on her middle finger. It glowed brightly for a split second.
"Not a chance, Master Hand. Super Slap!!!" Peach shouted. She then quickly reared her hand back and then forced it towards Master Hand. A small explosion ensued upon impact, and Master Hand was seen flying out to the night sky, exploding in defeat like he did in the SSBM Tournament.
"ARRRGHH!!! Curse you, girls! I'll get you next time! You haven't heard the last of Master Hand!!!" Master Hand shouted as he vanished from sight. Zelda and Samus ran up to Peach, who was rubbing the hand that she had utterly slapped Master Hand with.
"Awesome, Peach!" Zelda said.
"You sure laid one down on him." Samus said.
"Well, it all comes from being one of the nastiest slappers in all of Mushroom Kingdom." Peach said with a smile.
"I'll say. Remind me never to tick you off on a bad day." Samus said.
"Well, girls. We grew to magnificent heights. We captured all but one of the boys of the SSBM Tournament. And on top of all that, we defeated the Fighting Wireframes and even Master Hand!" Peach said.
"Yeah. I'd say we all had quite an adventure today." Zelda said.
"So? What do you think? Could we do all this in real life?" Peach asked. Zelda and Samus looked at each other for a few seconds, then looked back at Peach.
"Well... naaah." Zelda and Samus said together. Then, all of a sudden, everything started to blur around the girls. The scenery was changing dramatically. No longer was Master Hand's platform and the night sky present. Instead, they were looking at...

Peach's tennis court, located in the backyard of her castle underneath the blue skies.

Mushroom retainers were walking back and forth, and they looked as close to being normal-sized as they possibly could. Maybe it was even dead-on accurate? Oh yeah, they were sitting in the chairs they were sitting in before Peach led them down to the Ultra Mushroom chamber. Plus, the bottle of captured SSBM combatants wasn't on Zelda's belt. It looked normal as usual.

In fact, nothing ever happened. The girls were daydreaming.

"Really? Why not?" Peach asked.
"While it would be nice to get more of that powerful woman characteristic out of us, we can't forget about where we would be if it weren't for guys like Link, Mario, and Captain Falcon." Zelda said.
"Yeah. Even though I work alone these days, I can never forget the advice Adam gave me on my first couple of missions when I worked with him. Without his advice, I would've probably become cocky enough to lead myself to death at the claws of the Metroid." Samus said. Peach sat still for a few seconds before she looked back at the girls.
"You know, you girls have a point. If it wasn't for Mario, maybe I wouldn't have taught myself to become a stronger princess and learn to better protect myself. And Bowser may be pure evil, but if he didn't exist, our kingdom could've perhaps become too peaceful..." Peach said.
"Exactly. While we may seem underrated compared to the guys, we really need them. Our lives would be very much different without them." Zelda said.
"Yeah." Samus said, "By the way, Peach, is there really an Ultra Mushroom in the works?"
"Nah. That's just a pipe dream of mine right now. The scientists here are still trying to study everything they can about the Super Mushrooms before they can make a mushroom powerful to increase the size of someone by 10, not to mention how to make the effects last on a permanent basis." Peach said.
"I see. Well, it would be nice if such a thing became real. Perhaps maybe your dream could become reality then." Samus said. Peach then got up from her chair.
"Hey, girls, I'm making some mushroom pie tonight. Want some?" Peach said.
"Oh yes! I'd love to taste Peach's cooking!" Zelda said.
"I suppose I could give it a try." Samus said.
"Good for all of you! Maybe I can gain an inch or two from eating some." Peach said with a smile. The three girls soon got up from their chairs and headed inside.

Eventually, after dinner was served and everyone, including Mario and Luigi who were their normal selves, had their mushroom pie, it was time for Peach to say goodbye to Zelda and Samus for they had to return to their home worlds. As they left and Peach re-entered her castle, she thought back on a day filled with moments that happened, and moments that could've happened. Maybe for a split second, there would moments of the future, a future where her dream becomes reality, that would pop up in her mind. But she shrugged them off as it was important for her to keep dreams from reality.

But she did think it was very cool the way she defeated Master Hand...

END