(Cubed Cinder)
Link finally woke up from his unconscious state. He stood up and looked
around, getting a feel for his own body.
"Ugh... Ezlo? Are we alive?" Link said.
"Quite so, junior. You're back to your normal size." Ezlo said. Link looked out
ahead to see how much higher he appeared to be off the ground.
"Well, that's good. Um... how come Lon Lon Ranch looks a lot smaller than it
usually does? Are you sure we're at normal size?" Link asked.
"Sure we are. It's just that my wildest dreams have come true..." Ezlo said.
"What in the name of Hyrule are you..." Link said. But before he could finish
wondering why Ezlo was in such a trance-like state, he turned around to see why.
Yes, Link was back to his normal size...
...but Malon was simply gigantic!!! It was hard to say how big she was, but
she was definitely big enough to crush all of Lon Lon Ranch with one foot.
"Hi there, little Minish!" Malon said, with her voice booming through the
daytime skies. Link jumped up in shock when he saw the giant Malon's face in
front of him. Not to mention he was really standing on Malon's humongous hand,
which explains why Lon Lon Ranch, and the rest of Hyrule for that matter,
appeared so low from Link's perspective.
"Such a beautiful figure..." Ezlo said, almost drooling over looking over the
giant Malon from head to toe. Link just grunted and started to shake Ezlo to
catch his attention.
"Ezlo... do you mind telling me what just happened here!?" Link said.
"Oh, of course... it seems that my growth magic extended into Malon's body since
she had grabbed us just as we grew. So that made her grow as well..." Ezlo said.
"Oh great..." Link said.
"Wow... look at how small everything is. I bet I can find lots of Minish now
at this size! What do you think, little Minish?" Malon asked.
"Uh... fine, I guess. But Ezlo, how are we going to get Malon back to her normal
size?" Link said. But Ezlo didn't answer, no doubt because he was salivating
over his 'dreams coming true.'
"(sigh) It's hopeless." Link said.
"Well, little Minish, what do you say we find some more Minish for me to
play with? This oughta be more fun than drinking an entire bottle full of Lon Lon Milk!" Malon
shouted. Before Link could sigh again over his day getting a heck of a lot worse
than it already has, he felt Malon's hand moving upwards beneath him. He was
soon dumped once again into Malon's hair. Link grabbed onto one of the many
strands of hair that now surrounded his view as he listened to the stomping
sounds of Malon walking through Hyrule as a mega giantess.
Is this the end for Hyrule?
A few minutes later, in Hyrule Town...
Things were going so well for Anju, even with the incident of that little man
that we knew as the shrunken Link running away from her baby chicks.
Nevertheless, she was having one of her better days. It must've been from waking
up on the right side of the bed for a change. She walked outside to hang some of
the clean clothes out for the sun to shine on. As she was hanging the clothes
up, she suddenly heard a loud boom sound.
Anju took a couple looks around and, after seeing nothing, decided she must've
been hearing things. Seconds later, another booming sound, with this one being
louder than the last one. Another stomping sound followed, with this one louder
than that last one. Finally, Anju turned around at her house to see where the
stomping sound was coming from. She gasped.
Coming her way was the biggest Malon she had ever seen.
"Gee, I knew Malon always wanted to be taller than me... but this is crazy!"
Anju said to herself. She didn't have much more time to admire the huge size of
Malon, because it looked as though she was heading for her house, which looked
small enough for the giantess to crush! Anju held her breath as Malon raised one
of her boots over the house, but she managed to step over it, instead bringing
the foot down inches away from Anju herself! Anju held on for dear life
at her clothesline, catching her breath over being nearly crushed to death.
But she didn't waste any more time as she looked up at the mega-sized Malon and
simply ran back inside her house.
As for Malon herself, she had been walking at a very slow pace, watching as
everyone else in Hyrule Town scrambled in panic over seeing someone so huge in
their block. And Malon sure was huge... the fact her boot was big enough to
crush an entire small house should already prove that to you. Malon finally took
one last step, cracking the 'Welcome to Hyrule Town' sign, before she stood in
her place and looked down at the tiny town.
"Teeheehee... hello, little Minish! Please don't be scared, I won't hurt you!"
Malon said, her voice echoing through the open skies. She noticed the food stand
several yards away from her feet, so she kneeled down and picked up every last
bit of fruit and vegetable she could find. Naturally, the merchant of this stand
ran away like crazy as Malon lifted all the food up to her mouth and dropped it
inside, gulping it all down in one swoop. Malon swung her tongue around her
mouth trying to get as much taste as she could, but that was proving tough as
small as that food sample proved to be.
"Hmmm... I'm going to need much more food than that..." Malon said to
herself. She looked out in the distance at the rest of Hyrule, using her hand to
shield the sun's light from her eyes, before settling her eyes on what appeared
to be a lush forest.
"Hey, look at that forest! Maybe the trees and lakes there taste good!"
Malon said. She very quickly turned her head around and looked back at the
majority of Hyrule Town.
"Hey everyone! Can you prepare a big feast for me while I reckon I have a
little snack in the forest? I'd really appreciate it, thanks!" Malon shouted
before she stepped over the huge gray wall that surrounded Hyrule Town and made
her way for Minish Woods...
While all this was going on, Link was sitting by his lonesome in Malon's
hair, just listening in on all that was going on. Ezlo, sitting on top of Link's
head as the Minish Cap, in contrast was enjoying all this.
"I can't believe all this is happening..." Link said.
"Well, believe it, my boy. It's like a dream come true for me." Ezlo said.
"Give me a break, Ezlo... we're stuck in her hair. What more can possibly go
wrong?" Link said. Just as he said that, he heard Malon say something about some
trees and lakes tasting good. Then Link lost his balance as Malon turned her
head at such a fast rate that Link ended up flying off Malon's head! Link was
headed for certain doom by falling to the ground below.
"Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!! What a way to go!" Link shouted. But just his luck...
the wind caught Ezlo and Link was quickly able to grab onto him and float his
way down to the moat outside of Hyrule Town. As Link crawled out of the water
and tried to dry himself off, he and Ezlo looked to see the giant Malon walking
away from Hyrule Town. Link could hear Ezlo whistling along with the sounds of
Malon stomping on the ground step-by-step.
"This is definitely the most enjoyable view of my entire lifetime." Ezlo said.
"Ezlo... can you get serious for a moment!? She's heading for Minish Woods! We
have to stop her and save our Minish friends!" Link said.
"Ahhhhh.... you go ahead, my boy. I think I'm in love." Ezlo said. Link just
growled to himself as he started running for the Minish Woods, hoping with some
luck that he would get there before Malon would ruin it completely.
Minish Woods
After taking several steps through the Eastern Hills (and stepping on Vaati's
monsters along the way), Malon looked down at her ankles to see a bunch of trees
rising up at ankle level. There were some small lakes as well, though none
certainly as large as Lake Hylia, which she made a pledge to visit later. Malon
felt her stomach slightly rumble as she rubbed it and then looked down at all
the trees.
"Well, I suppose it's better than eating nothing. Where are my cows when I
really need them?" Malon said as she thought about her cows, the same ones
that would give her Lon Lon Milk on a day-by-day basis. Malon shook off that
thought and reached downward, plucking several trees from the ground and tossing
them into her mouth. She then walked over to one of the small lakes. She at
first thought about dumping her hands into the water and scooping it up into her
mouth, but then she had a better idea.
"Hmmm... speaking of Lon Lon Milk, that gives me a darn good idea..."
Malon said to herself. She reached into her pocket and, presumably with magic,
pulls out one of her empty Lon Lon Milk bottles and actually dips it into the
water! Soon the entire pond drained out and was inside Malon's milk bottle.
"Bottoms up!" Malon shouted as she threw the bottle back and took in
every last drop of water into her mouth. Malon rubbed her stomach in delight as
she put the bottle away.
Meanwhile, deep within the Minish Woods was Minish Village. The Minish living
here once had enough problems with normal-sized humans looking giants whenever
they walked by their village. But just seeing the mega-sized Malon even from
afar was almost too much for them to take.
"Ohmigosh!!! She must be a million feet tall!" one Minish shouted.
"Are you kidding!? She might as well be bigger than the entire world at that
height!" another said. The Minish elder, Gentari, came in to help calm the
Minish down.
"Everyone, please calm down! We must do all that we can to protect our village
from the goddess! Lend me your powers, my children, for we will create a barrier
to protect us!" Gentari shouted. Indeed, he and the other Minish started to sing
some sort of unusual song. After a minute or two, Gentari's staff glowed bright
white before shooting a beam into the sky and encasing all of Minish Village in
some sort of bubble. A large area outside of the village was covered as well.
"With this bubble, there's no way she'll be able to hurt us." Gentari said.
"Great, oh wise Minish elder, but don't you think you made this bubble a bit too
big?" one of the Minish said.
"Well... better to be safe than sorry, I always say." Gentari said. The other
Minish just shrugged their shoulders and hoped the shield would prove strong
enough against the mega giantess Malon.
It was about time to test that bubble's might, because after observing over
the woods some more, Malon decided to walk in the direction of the Minish
Village. Of course, there was absolutely no way she could see it as big as she
was. The normal-sized people of Hyrule were hard enough for her to see! Then,
Malon put her foot down in the area of the village... and that's when a part of
her boot made contact with the shield, shocking her from head to toe!
"Ouch!!!" Malon shouted. She quickly raised her right foot, the one that
had been shocked, to see if it was okay. But she ended up raising it so quickly,
she struggled to maintain her balance. Malon fell backwards and then...
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!
It seemed like the whole world shook underneath Malon's weight. Malon recovered herself and then sat up, looking back at the gaping hole she left over
the Minish Woods from falling towards the ground.
"Whoa... I gotta be careful where I step... them thorny trees could be laying
around here." Malon said as she finally got back on her feet and brushed off
the trees from her dress.
"Well, I guess I better get back to Hyrule Town. My feast is probably waiting
for me!" Malon said as she turned herself around and walked away from what
was left of the Minish Woods.
Link had noticed Malon's fall to the ground from afar as the shockwave came
his way and knocked him to the ground.
"My goodness... even from that far she shakes the ground when she falls. She
might just have the power to crush all of Hyrule!" Link said.
"Yeah... but at least she'll look good doing it!" Ezlo said. Link made another
long face up at his comrade.
"Speaking of giant women... heads up, my boy!" Ezlo said. It took Link a couple
seconds to look considering he couldn't really trust his partner right now, but
when he did look... there was Malon walking right for him! Link leapt out of the
way and was just able to avoid being crushed by the mega giantess. Link turned
around and watched as Malon walked away from him.
"Whew... that was close." Link said.
"Yes, my boy... too close, just the way I like it!" Ezlo shouted.
"Ugh... you must have a fever to be thinking these crazy things." Link said.
"Nonsense! I feel fit as a fiddle!" Ezlo said.
"We have to get to Lon Lon Ranch... maybe the animals can help us!" Link
shouted.
"What!? Oh come on, can't we follow that pretty girl and enjoy the show she
might put on?" Ezlo said.
"Okay... I think I'm done taking your advice." Link said as he picked himself up
and sprinted for Lon Lon Ranch, ignoring Ezlo's pleas to spend more time with
the giant Malon.
Hyrule Town
Meanwhile, Hyrule Town was about to get a second up close and personal
encounter with the mega-sized Malon. Just before she could completely enter the
town, however, Malon looked down at her boots to see a group of Gorons trying to
throw large rocks up at her. Of course, as big as she was, the rocks hardly had
any effect on her. She looked down between her boots to see the Gorons.
"Wow... even the Gorons are quite small here. They look like fun to play with
too!" Malon said. The Gorons didn't think twice when they heard her say this as
they all tried to get away. But one Goron was not so lucky as Malon was able to
pick him up. Malon giggled as she looked at this Goron, which was probably the
size of a marble to her eyes.
"Teeheehee... look at you! You're so darn cute from up here. Hey, I know...
let's play Goron Bowling!" Malon said. She looked at the group of Gorons that
were already quite a few yards away from her feet. She then cocked her hand with
the Goron back and then lunged it forward, tossing the Goron to the ground and
sending him on a high-speed roll towards the other Gorons! The unfortunate Goron
naturally bowled over the other Gorons, knocking them all over.
"Yee-haw!!! A strike!!!" Malon shouted as she jumped up and down in excitement,
inadvertantly causing more earthquakes that were really shaking up Hyrule Town.
Soon she stopped with her jumping and was easily able to step over the walls
of Hyrule Town. She looked near the center of the town to see a large group of
tables all lined up from end to end with food. Most if not all of Hyrule's top
chefs were standing behind these tables. The chefs stood in their places with
all their courage as they saw the mega giantess Malon approach their table.
"Wow! Is all this food for me!?" Malon asked.
"Um... yes, miss. We prepared all this just as you requested." one of the chefs
said.
"Oh yeah... that's right. I'm certain I remember asking for a big feast..."
Malon said. Just then, she reached down and actually picked up all of the tables
using both her hands. Then she tilted the tables back towards her mouth and
allowed all the food to fall inside. She even let the tablecloth float down into
her mouth! With one big gulp, she swallowed all of the food and then threw the
tables out into the distance. She gently rubbed her belly before letting out the
loudest belch that anyone in Hyrule will ever hear.
"Oops... excuse me." Malon said, holding a hand to her mouth in embarrassment.
As she looked out into the distance to see the sun setting, she figured she
should do something to keep all the monsters out of Hyrule Town for when the
night sky arrived, not to mention keep everyone warm since the weather birds
predicted it would be a cold night tonight.
That's when she reached into her pocket and pulled out what appeared to be in
her eyes a blue handkerchief. But then she focused her eyes on it... and
suddenly the handkerchief began to grow! It became almost blanket-sized as she
stretched it out and covered all of Hyrule Town with it!
"There ya'll go! You'll all be nice and cozy for all of tonight." Malon said.
Heck, just to be cute, Malon started reading the covered up town one of her
favorite bedtime stories that Talon would always tell her as a child. Finally,
when Malon was feeling tired herself, she laid down flat on her back behind the
northern walls of Hyrule Town, which placed her between the town and Hyrule
Castle. A few minutes later, she was fast asleep.
The next morning, with the morning sun starting to beam in her eyes, Malon
found herself struggling to get up. Was she more tired than she should've been?
Was her back in pain and keeping her from getting up? Finally Malon looked to
her right to find the answer...
She was covered from her neck down in rope, and there appeared to be little
Hyrule Castle guards all doing their best to keep the rope attached to the
ground.
"That's right! Keep the giantess tied to the ground! We must protect Hyrule from
this menace!" one of the guards shouted.
"Huh? Wait just a darn minute... me, a menace? I promise I won't hurt any of
you. Really, I won't!" Malon shouted, trying her best to plead her case while
she struggled to get out of the rope.
After a couple minutes of fighting with the rope and listening to the cries
of victory from the Hyrule Castle guards, Malon could suddenly feel a large
portion of the rope loosen up around her right shoulder.
"They must not have tied me down as much as I thought..." Malon said to herself.
She shook herself up once more, this time giving her right shoulder more of a
shake than her entire body. Sure enough... the rope gave way, and Malon pulled
out her right hand and started to rip loose the rest of the rope from her body.
The guards, caught off-guard by all of this, didn't have time to draw their
weapons as they were all dragged up into the sky, holding onto the rope that
Malon was lifting into the air as she once again stood at her full height.
As Malon stretched herself, feeling free of the rope that had tied her to the
ground, she looked at her captives, the Hyrule Castle guards, that were hanging
on for dear life on the rope. Malon wondered what she could do with them. She
could crush them like the bugs they were, but that just wasn't her style to
intentionally kill innocent people like that. Finally, after about a minute of
thinking and letting the guards suffer this whole time, she settled on a
suitable punishment
"How would you all like to go for a darn tootin' ride?" Malon said with a
giggle. Then she started twirling the rope around her head like a cowgirl would.
Some of the guards held on for life while others weren't so lucky as they flew
out into the distance. Finally, after about 15 seconds, Malon hurled the rope
out into the distance, dispatching of the guards. Malon took one more stretch
before she set her eyes on Lake Hylia way out in the distance.
"Hmmm... I reckon I haven't taken a bath since two days ago." Malon said. She
then turned back to Hyrule Town and took off the blanket that had covered up the
town since the night.
"Well, I'll be right back, ya'll! I gotta go take my beauty bath... could ya'll
make me some breakfast while I'm gone? Thanks!" Malon said. As she put the
blanket magically away in her pocket, the mega giantess proceeded to walk
towards Lake Hylia...
Malon made her way towards Lake Hylia. Along the way, she came very close to
crushing her own home on Lon Lon Ranch. There certainly was no way of her
knowing that as big as she was. It was clear she didn't have much care for the
world unless she were to meet some tiny people along the way. Malon finally
stopped right as she reached the lake. She smiled knowing that it looked to be
just the right size for her.
"Well, might as well help myself in." Malon said to herself. She first took off
her boots, throwing them aside and crushing the witch's hut in the process.
The smell of her feet reeked throughout the area and knocked those that were in close proximity of her feet out of it. Then she would be surprising many with this next move... she undid her belt and watched as the bottom part of her dress fell to the ground, exposing her pink panties in broad daylight. She wrestled off the top part next, revealing her pink bra. So now she was in nothing but her pink bra and panties, which she wisely chose to leave both on. Heck, even she knew privacy was impossible to get as big as she was.
She slowly dipped her toes in the water, but quickly pulled them out.
"Whew! That water sure is cold!" Malon shouted. Finally she gathered up the
courage she needed and quickly stepped into the water. She watched as the water
rippled away from her waist level, which was as deep as she could get. That was
perfect, however, for what she was going to do next. Malon then kneeled down
before sitting completely on her behind, watching as the water rose up to her
neck. Some of the water as a result of all this motion was sweeping onshore and
getting much of the grass wet. But Malon took a deep breath and reveled in the
cool temperature of Lake Hylia's water.
"Ahhh... so cool and refreshing. I guess I oughta ask Daddy to get me a swimming
pool for the ranch!" Malon shouted. She even kicked her feet up and laid them to
rest on the two small islands that were in the middle of the lake. She felt so
relaxed that she didn't even notice a boat with two fishermen trying to fish
away that bra of hers, which was of course impossible as heavy as it was (and
with enough material so that nobody could see through).
After a little while of relaxing in Lake Hylia, Malon snapped herself back to
reality when she looked on land to see three people, two young men and a woman,
staring up at her.
"Well, hello down there. What are you guys doing?" Malon asked.
"Um... watching you, miss giant lady." the lady said.
"Yeah, you sure do look mighty pretty in that there lake." one of the men said.
"Ah... some country folk like me, I see. You three seem like nice young folks to
me." Malon said.
"Well, thank you miss. We really appreciate that." one of the men said.
"Since you're so darn nice, I'll give ya'll a nice treat." Malon said. Just
then, she slowly stood up again to her full height, making the three people look
incredibly tiny. Malon, with her body dripping full of water, then picked them
up off the ground and handled them with care as she laid herself down on the
ground, covering up most of the pathway between Hyrule Town and Lake Hylia. She
then put the three down on her massive right breast, covered up by her pink bra.
"So what do you think? Aren't they all nice and cushy?" Malon said as she patted
the trio on her breast with her finger. They all looked to be nodding at the mega giantess
as they all bounced up and down on her breast like it was a trampoline. In
fact, Malon suddenly watched as more beauty-crazed people were crawling around
her body. Some tried climbing up her massive legs. Others decided to swim in the
sea that was her red hair. More were trying to keep their balance on her wet
stomach. Malon giggled as the feeling of so many tiny people crawling
around her body touched every one of her senses. She was tempted to touch them
back, but she kept perfectly still, not wanting to bring harm to these very
fragile folk.
Link had made his way back to Lon Lon Ranch trying to get some help from the
animals there in regards to how he can get Malon back to normal. Occasionally,
he and Ezlo would look out to Lake Hylia to see Malon bathing in its cool
waters. In fact, this was making the communication with the animals a hassle for
Link as Ezlo was too busy drooling at the sight of Malon, left only in her pink
bra and panties, sitting in Lake Hylia.
"Hubba hubba... I'd say all my dreams have come true!" Ezlo shouted.
"Ahem... Ezlo! You're not helping out here!" Link said.
"Oh... yes, well... the cow said something like magic should be used to shrink
her back since it seemed as though magic made her grow in the first place." Ezlo
said.
"Yeah... your magic. Y'know, that gives me an idea!" Link said.
"Excellent, my boy! You are thinking like a true hero would!" Ezlo said.
"You mean you're thinking what I'm thinking?" Link said.
"Well... yes. I was thinking the best way to deal with the giant girl is to get
up close and personal with her. Ha ha!" Ezlo said. Link finally couldn't take it
anymore as he took Ezlo off from the top of his head and then conked the
bird/hat hybrid on his head, knocking him unconscious. He then put Ezlo back on
top of his own head.
Link then thought of his plan more carefully before deciding on it.
"If I can get Ezlo on top of Malon's head, then surely he can use his magic to
shrink Malon back down to her normal size!" Link said. He then ran as fast as he
could for Malon, who was still laying down flat on her back. He eventually made
it all the way to her feet, and he started to climb up her ankles.
After a few minutes of allowing them to go sightseeing on her body, Malon
finally decided now was the time to get a move on.
"Well, everyone, I must be going now. Better get off before I take ya'll with
me!" Malon said. Like obedient children, most of the people hopped off the
mega giantess. Those that wanted to stay (especially the trio on her breasts)
she lightly brushed off with her hands. Once she was free and clear of all
humans, Malon slowly got up and got back on her feet, rising to her full height.
She proceeded to put her clothes back on. Once she was all dressed up, she
started to walk over and pick up her boots. But she thought better of putting
them back on.
"Nah... my feet could use some relaxing after all that walkin' I reckon I did
yesterday." Malon said out loud. So she turned around, looking away from her
boots and therefore leaving her in her bare feet, and wondered where she could
go next. Her eyes focused on the clouds that had some small houses sitting on
top of them.
"Oh! There's a village hidden in them pretty clouds! Maybe they'd like to see me
for once." Malon said. She then started to walk for this cloud village, which we
know as Cloud Tops.
While all this was going on, Link was pressing on with climbing up Malon's
ankles. Link finally got a true sense of how big she was, as looking down from
her ankle, he seemed to be 30 feet from ground level. But just then, Malon
suddenly made her move and got up on her feet. Link held on for dear life as he
stumbled down close to her gargantuan toes. He scrambled back to her ankle and
held on even as she lifted her feet up to get back into her dress. Malon was
back in her clothes, and she walked over to pick up her boots.
Link was terrified beyond words thinking that he was going to be trapped inside
her boot for the rest of his life, but he breathed a sigh of relief when he
overheard the giantess say her feet could use some relaxing, indicating that she
was going to stay in her bare feet.
Link then quickly realized that even with that break, he would still be in danger if he stayed at her feet any longer. That's when he quickly grabbed all the skin he could and started to climb up her body. Link would at times check and make sure the unconscious Ezlo was still on his head, as he would be very important for ending all this madness. Good thing he started his climb when he did, because once he got halfway between her ankles and her knees (and crawling up from inside her dress, I might add), Malon started to move again. Link held on while continuing his climb upwards.
Back to Malon...
The mega giantess stepped over Lake Hylia and was walking through another
huge forest. But she wasn't looking down, as instead she was focused on Cloud
Tops, hoping to get he skyward land's attention at the size she was at. Once
Malon was directly underneath the clouds, she waved her hands up at them,
slightly raising them above her head.
"Hello, everyone up there! Can't you see me!?" Malon shouted. Evidently they
couldn't, because she got no response. Malon then raised her hands a little
higher, accidentally clipping one of the clouds and breaking a piece of it off
in the process, leaving it to drift away from its roots. Malon noticed that, and
then suddenly realized something.
"Hey... wait just a dang minute! I'm so big I can reach up and touch them
clouds!" Malon shouted. Indeed, Malon stood on her toes and held her hands up
high, making contact with the clouds. She brought them down to her eye level.
Naturally, this shook up the few or so buildings that stood on these clouds,
including the people inside as they ran out and got their first close-up look at
the giantess. Many of them screamed their lungs out and ran back inside.
"Oh... don't be afraid, I won't hurt you!" Malon said. Her mind then shifted to
the clouds themselves, which she felt were very comforting as she held them in
her hand. Suddenly she did something that even she wouldn't really expect... she
opened her mouth and took a bite out of the clouds. She chewed up the piece
before finally swallowing it up.
"Mmmmm... this sure tastes like cotton candy!" Malon said. But soon she snapped
back to reality and gently sent the clouds back up high into the sky... maybe
even a little higher than they once were. She then looked around to see where
else in Hyrule she could venture off to.
"Say, I hear Mt. Crenel is a pretty place this time of year. Maybe I'll go see
that!" Malon said as she walked off once more.
While all this was going on, Link continued his climb up Malon's body from
inside her dress. He had made it past her knees and was climbing up the rest of
her legs. When he got to the pink panties, he clinged onto the outside of them,
not wanting to get dirty himself or give Ezlo any dirty ideas, and climbed up
that way. He figured Malon was so big that she couldn't even feel him, which was
lucky for him as one scratch meant certain doom for our hero.
He squeezed himself through the tightness of Malon's belt to get into the
stomach area. Link was feeling a bit tired from climbing all this skin, so he
briefly rested inside Malon's navel before he got to climbing again. By the time
he got up to Malon's bra, again sticking to the outside of it all, he could feel
Malon moving again. At least the ride wasn't so rough now that he was at the
upper half of Malon's body. Still, he felt it was best that he didn't take a
chance as he climbed into the center of the bra and rode inside her cleavage.
Malon was finally able to make her way to Mt. Crenel. The mountain looked to
be twice the size she currently was, which made climbing it no problem. In fact,
Malon proceeded to carefully climb up to the top of the mountain. Some of the
hikers got quite a view of the giantess as she made her way up to the top.
Finally, she made it up there and stood proudly on top of the mountain.
"Wow... Hyrule sure does look even smaller from up here, and here I am already
bigger than everythin' else!" Malon said as she finally seemed to realize that
she hadn't stumbled into some magical Minish world. Rather, she was a true
giantess to the people of Hyrule. She shook off that thought as she felt this
was a cool experience for her to be so big and be essentially in command of
things.
After enjoying the added bird's eye view of Hyrule, Malon surprised even herself
with her next move that got her to the bottom of the mountain very quickly.
Instead of climbing back down, she jumped. And once she landed...
Wait for it...
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!
The whole ground around the mountain shook like crazy, causing bits and
pieces of the mountain to fall down at Malon's bare feet.
"Teeheehee... that was a darn fun ride. I wish I could do it again, but I better
check on my friends at Hyrule Town." Malon said as she started walking again.
Link got the ride of his life while between Malon's massive breasts. Even though she wore a bra, the breasts bounced up and down as they had taken a ride all their own with the drop from top to bottom of Mt. Crenel. Once the shaking finally ended, Link knew it was now or never if Hyrule's good fortunes were to be retained. He began to climb once more... up to her neck, then to her shoulder, and finally he grabbed onto a strand of hair to climb to the top of her head.
While Malon was re-introducing herself to the people of Hyrule Town, Link had
finally made it to the very top of Malon's head, which was the same place his
entire adventure started after Malon grew thanks to Ezlo's miscalculation. And
speaking of Ezlo... Link took him off his head and snapped his fingers, trying
to wake up his travel companion. A few seconds later, he was successful.
"Wha... what the... wait a minute? What happened? What did I miss!?" Ezlo
shouted.
"Well, you missed on all the dirty stuff, thank goodness." Link said.
"Wait a sec... I do remember now. I got conked on the head while I was drooling
over the pretty giant woman! How dare you disrupt by fantasizing, my boy? Where
is the girl now!?" Ezlo shouted.
"We're in her hair." Link said.
"Her hair? How did we get up there?" Ezlo said.
"With a lot of climbing that I did. Ezlo, we don't have much time! She's
destroying a lot of Hyrule at this size! You have to shrink her back down to
normal size!" Link said.
"What? Are you insane, my boy? This is like a dream come true for me. I couldn't
possibly..." Before Ezlo could finish his sentence, Link picked up Ezlo by his
'neck' and gripped him tightly.
"Princess Zelda turned to stone? Vaati gathering power to destroy the entire
world? Any bells ringing, my friend!?" Link shouted. Ezlo finally relented
having heard all of that.
"Okay, okay... I get the hint (cough cough). Now turn me loose!!! (cough!)" Ezlo
shouted before Link dropped him to the ground, with the ground of course being
Malon's skin surrounded by strands of red hair. Ezlo caught his breath before he
spoke again.
"You know what, my boy? You are right. In my lust for observing this titanic
beauty from head to toe, I completely lost focus of the mission, just as you had
when we first offered to help her unlocking a door yesterday. For that, I am
truly sorry." Ezlo said.
"Well, I'm glad you've come to your senses. Now can you shrink Malon or not?"
Link said. Just then, the bare minimum amount of sunlight that Link and Ezlo had
been getting was cut off when they saw one of Malon's giant hands coming down
for them! Link grabbed Ezlo and jumped out of the way of the massive fingers,
which was scratching the area where Link and Ezlo had been standing.
"Whew... close one." Link said as the two watched the hand move away once again.
"Hmmm... I probably didn't wash my hair enough back in Lake Hylia if I'm
getting an itch like that. Maybe I can get a quickie shower in Veil Falls!"
Malon said. Link and Ezlo could feel the giant Malon starting to walk again.
"Clearly she can slightly feel our presence up here. We must act fast!" Ezlo
said.
"Can you really shrink her all the way back to normal size, Ezlo?" Link said as
he placed Ezlo closer to Malon's scalp, thinking that being near the center of
her body would make Ezlo's magic more effective.
"My boy, you forget so quickly... it was my magic that got her this big in the
first place! I will do my best." Ezlo said. Link then watched as Ezlo sung his
magic words...
Malon had just arrived at Veil Falls, marveling at the beautiful sight that
was the water rushing down to surface level like it were a vast river. But Malon
decided now was not the time to be sightseeing.
"Oh well... I can always explore some more around here later. Now to have that
shower of mine..." Malon said. But just when she was reaching to take her
clothes off again, she looked down again to notice something interesting. The
waterfalls... no, the entire landscape seemed to be getting bigger.
"What in tarnation is going on? It's like I'm shrinkin' or something!" Malon
shouted, watching as she continued to get smaller and smaller.
Link looked around him as he watched Malon's body get smaller and smaller. Since he wasn't anywhere near Ezlo while he was doing his magic chant, he wasn't affected by the shrinking spell. Not that he needed to be because he was normal-sized through all this. Link didn't have too much time to think when he saw that he was running out of 'Malon's head' room to stand on. He made a daring dive into the waters of Veil Falls and landed safely but getting drenched from the water splashing around him.
Finally, when Link emerged from the water, he looked to see Malon finally
reverted back to her normal size, and wearing Ezlo on her head. As she was looking around herself and the
scenery, she saw Link crawling out of the water.
"Oh... hello! You're that boy I met the other day!" Malon said.
"Yeah, I guess I am." Link said as Malon helped him out of the waters.
"So what brings you here?" Malon said.
"Well, I forgot my hat..." Link said.
"Nonsense, my boy. I find this a most comfortable position to be in!" Ezlo
shouted. Link just frowned as he plucked Ezlo from Malon's head.
"Maybe after our mission you can find some other pretty girl to ride with." Link
said. Malon giggled at Ezlo before she looked at Link.
"So... I reckon I'm back to my normal size?" Malon said.
"Well, yes. How did you know you were so big?" Link said.
"I kinda got this here feeling after I touched that there cap of yours when he
was doing his magic... and besides, I can't think of anywhere else where Lon Lon
Ranch was small enough to be crushed by my toes!" Malon said.
"You mean... you know about Ezlo?" Link said.
"Oh sure! I recognized you and that cap just before you two grew. I always
thought you were a real Minish until I recognized that face of yours. I don't
know why I kept thinking you were a Minish." Malon said.
"I see." Link said.
"Well, I reckon it's too bad. I was still hoping to have my own Minish someday.
Care to join me back at Lon Lon Ranch for some good ol' fashioned Lon Lon Milk,
young boy?" Malon said to Link.
"Well, I'd love to, but we really have to get back on our mission." Link said.
"Oh, okay. I guess I'll see you later!" Malon said.
"Yeah, maybe." Link said. The two stared at each other for a short while before
Malon finally gave Link a quick kiss on his face before the two went their
separate ways.
As she was heading back to Lon Lon Ranch, however, Malon quickly realized something.
"Hey, wait a minute... where are my boots!?" Malon shouted. She looked around
trying to find where she might have misplaced them, but she quickly shrugged it
off.
"Ah well... I can always find a new pair. I have to get you some new clothes,
anyway." Malon said as she continued her walk back for Lon Lon Ranch.
Meanwhile, back at what was left of Minish Woods, the witch was returning
from her solitude session in Castor Wilds when she looked to see her hut crushed
to pieces... and two giant boots sitting in its place.
"Nyah! What is all this? What has happened to my hut!?" the witch said. She then
noticed the boots not too far from the hut towering way over everything in the
woods.
"Hmmm... some giant must've been here judging by the size of those boots." the
witch said. She looked at the boots some more, and then came up with an idea.
"Say, if I can study these boots for some time, maybe I can learn how to make a
growth potion! Y'know, to get people as big as this giant was." the witch said.
She immediately turned herself around and proceeded to head back for Castor
Wilds.
"I wonder if I'll ever meet this giant... I hope it's a pretty girl!" the witch
said.
END